For a Sneaky little laugh

[jessika]

Q) why can't ken and barbie have a baby?





A) Because ken comes in a different box

ahah your welcome fellow lame joke follower!

 

[billybones]

2 crabs walk past a mussel eating some seaweed, one turns and says to the other "Do you think he would share?" The other crab replies "No way, he`s shellfish"

 

[billybones]

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

 

[MarcusTheDriver]

What's blue and smells like white paint?
- Blue paint...
It's horrible. I know

 

[westy]

Just snuck a couple.