Float Sexual Myths Humouous

[Soggyonehundred]

I have a mate who regularly flys interstate with his work. His wife has always been the insecure type and has always worried about him being unfaithful while away. Over a few beers a couple of weeks ago he shared something with me that had me falling of my chair with laughter. He started out the conversation by asking me if i had ever heard of the float test. After saying no, he told me that his wife had this belief that if he had been playing around when he was away and had had sex recently then she would get him to sit in a half full bath of warm water. If his balls floated then she would accuse him of f***king around when he was away. To date he said he has been able to convince her that he masturbates a lot when he is away. He has no idea why his balls float one day and not the next.
If you have heard a myth of similar stature please share.
All the best.
Soggyonehundred

 

[Rochelle]

What about the myth that if you want nothing to happen you have to leave your socks on............:icon_scra

R.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Farm Boy]

I have a mate who regularly flys interstate with his work. His wife has always been the insecure type and has always worried about him being unfaithful while away. Over a few beers a couple of weeks ago he shared something with me that had me falling of my chair with laughter. He started out the conversation by asking me if i had ever heard of the float test. After saying no, he told me that his wife had this belief that if he had been playing around when he was away and had had sex recently then she would get him to sit in a half full bath of warm water. If his balls floated then she would accuse him of f***king around when he was away. To date he said he has been able to convince her that he masturbates a lot when he is away. He has no idea why his balls float one day and not the next.
If you have heard a myth of similar stature please share.
All the best.
Soggyonehundred

His ball's float?? Bullshit

 

[BigBoy69]

My balls never floated when my ex accused me of fucking around on her when I was away...they were SMASHED!!!

 

[Alecia the Foxx]

If a wife is that paranoid about a husbands activities while away, then she should not stay married to him. Paranoid bullshit.