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HookPsy

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Wow, you’re my hero and guardian. You must have rank and control of post you don’t like haha ohh poor Gaylord, hide behind your multiple profiles.
I do punt and if you even read my above post, I’m just not choosing this place to go anymore! But hey you can suck all you want to the owner! Didn’t know you had shares in the shop, must do you’re so protective. Haha
LoL i take it english isn't your first language, i was addressing to Rankin not you. Second real original using other ppls bad comments for yourself, you must feel proud there. 👏👏 Hey goes to show you're still learning right? I take it you don't read properly either or you realise i said bad or good is fine but as a troll... reactions is all you care about. Also if you read properly everyone is saying you're the gaylord, again with how you present yourself. Clueless is what you are.

Go back to your wife for a root, if she still offers sex to you. Looks like you still have alot of stress, frying that little brain of yours. Or better yet go to one of your imaginary quiet shops, so she doesn't know you're cheating behind her back. Cause they are unknown, quiet and wifey will have less chances of finding her cheating husband.
 

CheckOut

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LoL i take it english isn't your first language, i was addressing to Rankin not you. Second real original using other ppls bad comments for yourself, you must feel proud there. 👏👏 Hey goes to show you're still learning right? I take it you don't read properly either or you realise i said bad or good is fine but as a troll... reactions is all you care about. Also if you read properly everyone is saying you're the gaylord, again with how you present yourself. Clueless is what you are.

Go back to your wife for a root, if she still offers sex to you. Looks like you still have alot of stress, frying that little brain of yours. Or better yet go to one of your imaginary quiet shops, so she doesn't know you're cheating behind her back. Cause they are unknown, quiet and wifey will have less chances of finding her cheating husband.
Ah defensive you are. Aww did I struck a nerve.
Pretty sure that Gaylord was referring to your usernames but hey that’s just me, and my incomprehensible small brain thinking that haha.
The shops I go to are not imaginary and quite real. Also have never alluded to saying I’m married, just not single.
It’s fun writing this as find your replies hilarious and you must take great effort and time to fine tune your well written responses. (Sarcasm there if you didn’t gauge that)
You also use the long term strategy approach and down grade me that I’m bronze and you are almighty gold. Goes to show the desperation you have, and obviously 🙄 no clue on reality or how girls work and get a relationship
 

HookPsy

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Wow big words, for a clueless newbie. But don't worry with all these post you'll be gold in no time. Nice try, but what you're typing has no affect on me. Im actually laughing at how much of a hole you're digging for yourself. And sarcasm for me is used on someone that actually has a brain to process it.
 

georgo

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Maybe you just come here cuddle cuddle and talk about feelings then babe? 😉😉😉😜😜😜
I agree Fifi come over and talk about your feeling somethings are better sorted out face to face, i feel this is gettinf out of hand IMO kiss or cuddle and make up
 

Fifi

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I agree Fifi come over and talk about your feeling somethings are better sorted out face to face, i feel this is gettinf out of hand IMO kiss or cuddle and make up
Naughty boy! You love sort on face!😉😉😜😜💦💦💦🍆 you are more naughty than me I can see 😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 

JackADTS

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I think you might be more interested take pictures or videos of this new girl SaSa darling 😅😅😉😉she looks yummy yummy hey😉😉😜😜she will be start work for me tomorrow. Her got 12EE big huge natural boobs. Boys, are you guys ready yet? 😉😉😉😜😜😜😍😍😍
Time to make everything is fully charged ready to go 😉😉😉
🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

Lingus

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I think you might be more interested take pictures or videos of this new girl SaSa darling ... she will be start work for me tomorrow. Her got 12EE big huge natural boobs. Boys, are you guys ready yet? 😉😉😉😜😜😜😍😍😍

Okay, there's more than one challenge here ... as a connoisseur of boobies, I'm going to need my tape measure if I visit SaSa ... there's no bra manufacturer that acknowledges an EE cup, so I reckon this sizing issue warrants investigation ... 👙🍒
 

Lingus

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Hi Chantelle ... nothing is straightforward simple in Boobland, except for those women who are not abundantly endowed.

The cup size charts universally start at AA, followed by A, B, C, and D.

Cup size is relative to the underbust measurement, or what you might call a woman's Back size ... so, in physical cup volume, a bra size 10D is equivalent to a 12C and a 14B.

As for any cup measurement beyond a D, most countries acknowledge the DD, except for the French and some US brands which skip straight over to E ... this situation throws out the other manufacturers whereby a French F is then equivalent to an AU/UK E cup.

The Americans then play it out differently, by moving from DD/E to DDD/F and then DDDD/G, then followed by H, I , J, K, etc.

Aussie manufacturers, being a practical bunch, carry on from DD to E, F, G, H, etc ... and so, an AU G cup being equivalent to a US H cup.

But then, the British have to do things their way and juggle from a DD cup to E, then F, and confuse things by applying a FF, followed by G, followed by GG, followed by H, etc. Why the British do this is not reasonably explained, as is their lack of an EE cup a mystery when all other letters - beyond the fourth letter of the alphabet - have a double increment in UK measurements. And so, a UK GG cup is equivalent to an AU I cup, which is equivalent to a US K cup.

So, as you might surmise, big boobs are fun for play, but not so easy to 'fit' ... 🥳
 

georgo

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Hi Chantelle ... nothing is straightforward simple in Boobland, except for those women who are not abundantly endowed.

The cup size charts universally start at AA, followed by A, B, C, and D.

Cup size is relative to the underbust measurement, or what you might call a woman's Back size ... so, in physical cup volume, a bra size 10D is equivalent to a 12C and a 14B.

As for any cup measurement beyond a D, most countries acknowledge the DD, except for the French and some US brands which skip straight over to E ... this situation throws out the other manufacturers whereby a French F is then equivalent to an AU/UK E cup.

The Americans then play it out differently, by moving from DD/E to DDD/F and then DDDD/G, then followed by H, I , J, K, etc.

Aussie manufacturers, being a practical bunch, carry on from DD to E, F, G, H, etc ... and so, an AU G cup being equivalent to a US H cup.

But then, the British have to do things their way and juggle from a DD cup to E, then F, and confuse things by applying a FF, followed by G, followed by GG, followed by H, etc. Why the British do this is not reasonably explained, as is their lack of an EE cup a mystery when all other letters - beyond the fourth letter of the alphabet - have a double increment in UK measurements. And so, a UK GG cup is equivalent to an AU I cup, which is equivalent to a US K cup.

So, as you might surmise, big boobs are fun for play, but not so easy to 'fit' ... 🥳
So is everyone really confused now 😐
 

JackADTS

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Hi Chantelle ... nothing is straightforward simple in Boobland, except for those women who are not abundantly endowed.

The cup size charts universally start at AA, followed by A, B, C, and D.

Cup size is relative to the underbust measurement, or what you might call a woman's Back size ... so, in physical cup volume, a bra size 10D is equivalent to a 12C and a 14B.

As for any cup measurement beyond a D, most countries acknowledge the DD, except for the French and some US brands which skip straight over to E ... this situation throws out the other manufacturers whereby a French F is then equivalent to an AU/UK E cup.

The Americans then play it out differently, by moving from DD/E to DDD/F and then DDDD/G, then followed by H, I , J, K, etc.

Aussie manufacturers, being a practical bunch, carry on from DD to E, F, G, H, etc ... and so, an AU G cup being equivalent to a US H cup.

But then, the British have to do things their way and juggle from a DD cup to E, then F, and confuse things by applying a FF, followed by G, followed by GG, followed by H, etc. Why the British do this is not reasonably explained, as is their lack of an EE cup a mystery when all other letters - beyond the fourth letter of the alphabet - have a double increment in UK measurements. And so, a UK GG cup is equivalent to an AU I cup, which is equivalent to a US K cup.

So, as you might surmise, big boobs are fun for play, but not so easy to 'fit' ... 🥳
So size is irrelevant it’s more about preference?

A bit like ordering your coffee, espresso (piccolo), small, medium, large or extra large.

Some say more than a handful is a waste whereas others may say more than a handful means more to play with, and more fun 😁😁😁
 

johnmatilda

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Hi Chantelle ... nothing is straightforward simple in Boobland, except for those women who are not abundantly endowed.

The cup size charts universally start at AA, followed by A, B, C, and D.

Cup size is relative to the underbust measurement, or what you might call a woman's Back size ... so, in physical cup volume, a bra size 10D is equivalent to a 12C and a 14B.

As for any cup measurement beyond a D, most countries acknowledge the DD, except for the French and some US brands which skip straight over to E ... this situation throws out the other manufacturers whereby a French F is then equivalent to an AU/UK E cup.

The Americans then play it out differently, by moving from DD/E to DDD/F and then DDDD/G, then followed by H, I , J, K, etc.

Aussie manufacturers, being a practical bunch, carry on from DD to E, F, G, H, etc ... and so, an AU G cup being equivalent to a US H cup.

But then, the British have to do things their way and juggle from a DD cup to E, then F, and confuse things by applying a FF, followed by G, followed by GG, followed by H, etc. Why the British do this is not reasonably explained, as is their lack of an EE cup a mystery when all other letters - beyond the fourth letter of the alphabet - have a double increment in UK measurements. And so, a UK GG cup is equivalent to an AU I cup, which is equivalent to a US K cup.

So, as you might surmise, big boobs are fun for play, but not so easy to 'fit' ... 🥳
Both my brains really hurt now...
 

Channelle

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Hi Chantelle ... nothing is straightforward simple in Boobland, except for those women who are not abundantly endowed.

The cup size charts universally start at AA, followed by A, B, C, and D.

Cup size is relative to the underbust measurement, or what you might call a woman's Back size ... so, in physical cup volume, a bra size 10D is equivalent to a 12C and a 14B.

As for any cup measurement beyond a D, most countries acknowledge the DD, except for the French and some US brands which skip straight over to E ... this situation throws out the other manufacturers whereby a French F is then equivalent to an AU/UK E cup.

The Americans then play it out differently, by moving from DD/E to DDD/F and then DDDD/G, then followed by H, I , J, K, etc.

Aussie manufacturers, being a practical bunch, carry on from DD to E, F, G, H, etc ... and so, an AU G cup being equivalent to a US H cup.

But then, the British have to do things their way and juggle from a DD cup to E, then F, and confuse things by applying a FF, followed by G, followed by GG, followed by H, etc. Why the British do this is not reasonably explained, as is their lack of an EE cup a mystery when all other letters - beyond the fourth letter of the alphabet - have a double increment in UK measurements. And so, a UK GG cup is equivalent to an AU I cup, which is equivalent to a US K cup.

So, as you might surmise, big boobs are fun for play, but not so easy to 'fit' ... 🥳

Thank you.
You've raised another question for me now, would I put you in the "connoisseur" category or the "everyone else" category?
 

LongHair

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Hi Chantelle ... nothing is straightforward simple in Boobland, except for those women who are not abundantly endowed.

The cup size charts universally start at AA, followed by A, B, C, and D.

Cup size is relative to the underbust measurement, or what you might call a woman's Back size ... so, in physical cup volume, a bra size 10D is equivalent to a 12C and a 14B.

As for any cup measurement beyond a D, most countries acknowledge the DD, except for the French and some US brands which skip straight over to E ... this situation throws out the other manufacturers whereby a French F is then equivalent to an AU/UK E cup.

The Americans then play it out differently, by moving from DD/E to DDD/F and then DDDD/G, then followed by H, I , J, K, etc.

Aussie manufacturers, being a practical bunch, carry on from DD to E, F, G, H, etc ... and so, an AU G cup being equivalent to a US H cup.

But then, the British have to do things their way and juggle from a DD cup to E, then F, and confuse things by applying a FF, followed by G, followed by GG, followed by H, etc. Why the British do this is not reasonably explained, as is their lack of an EE cup a mystery when all other letters - beyond the fourth letter of the alphabet - have a double increment in UK measurements. And so, a UK GG cup is equivalent to an AU I cup, which is equivalent to a US K cup.

So, as you might surmise, big boobs are fun for play, but not so easy to 'fit' ... 🥳
So now my cup runneth over 🤷‍♂️
 

Backdoor

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So guys this last bit about the boob measurements has had me in fits of laughter. Us men go off track at the thought of boobs, ass etc and we forget all women are beautiful in different ways. For me boob size has never been a factor, it's more the personality of the lady and the quality of her character and obviously looking after herself that make me get turned on. The mental strengths and the determination of a woman having a positive outlook on life, and for there families after putting up with having there period every month, giving birth and the changes it puts on there bodies, most of the time running the house and putting up with us men. Fucken hell they are a special human being.
 

Lingus

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I realise that this thread is getting derailed ... essentially my fault.

So, I reckon I'll start a new forum thread and let the dedicated boobies chat continue elsewhere ... ...

In the meantime, here's the full size version of the image that Fifi posted on 19th January, introducing SaSa and her "huge natural boobs".
Has anyone here trumped me and sampled SaSa at some time over the weekend ?

SaSa.jpg
 

Backdoor

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I realise that this thread is getting derailed ... essentially my fault.

So, I reckon I'll start a new forum thread and let the dedicated boobies chat continue elsewhere ... ...

In the meantime, here's the full size version of the image that Fifi posted on 19th January, introducing SaSa and her "huge natural boobs".
Has anyone here trumped me and sampled SaSa at some time over the weekend ?

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😍😍 Hahaha you're doing a good job Lingus.
Maybe the boobs matter a little bit🤣🤣
 
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Lingus

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Yes, boobs do matter ... they are indeed serious business ! :excited:

For the continuation of this discussion pertaining to the joys and/or mystery of large boobies, may I suggest switching to the following thread which I've set up in Chit Chat on the Public Forums :

 
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