Fanny Farts

[Langtrees VIP Darwin]

How do you prevent them or even excuse yourself after its happened. Me, I giggle. Embarrassment maybe, but they happen. Post your stories....

 

[AxeMan]

From a guy's perspective they don't worry me. I tend to find they happen when a lady is very wet so I generally just give myself a mental pat on the back and keep on going.

 

[bushseeker]

Any bodily sounds from either party as long as incidental just ignore nothing heard keep going

 

[Xtraman]

Yep
Especially straight after doggy style.... Lol
Nothing u can do except ignore and maybe a giggle between you and partner.
XM

 

[Rochelle]

Depends.......if they are silent but violent I pretend it never happened and if that doesn't work it certainly wasn't me.....if it is a noisy one: attack is the best defence! meaning I turn to the closest person and point the finger........just kidding

 

[homer]

Let's just say this is no bean induced flatulence. It's MAN made...you wouldn't be walking in a crowded area and release one suddenly from there. But hey it's odourless and colourless, hence harmless. No pardon needed.

 

[Zeus]

 

[Langtrees VIP Darwin]

Let's just say this is no bean induced flatulence. It's MAN made...you wouldn't be walking in a crowded area and release one suddenly from there. But hey it's odourless and colourless, hence harmless. No pardon needed.

hahahaha i wish it was that easy Homer, im like in the back of my mind, Oh yu've got to be f@#$ing kidding me, thats when i start to giggle

 

[Langtrees VIP Darwin]

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hahahahahaha crack up

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

I think most gentleman would know that after a certain sex position it is inevitable . Laugh it off I say ! xxx

 

[Zeus]

I think most gentleman would know that after a certain sex position it is inevitable . Laugh it off I say ! xxx

Do tell......

 

[Asian Nicky]

 

[Rochelle]

 

[homer]

So be proud and Smart!? eh...yes I am.

 

[Ginger Spice]

Why should I apologise for something the man has caused? I always warn clients that "if you put the air up there, don't get upset when the air comes out"

I'm a little immature though so I love a good fanny fart. Lol

 

[Ginger Spice]

Though there is that awkward moment when they come out after a booking. Can be sitting with the ladies and poof. One comes out "it came from the front I swear!"

I got asked to stay back one night and I'm like I can't my stomach hurts from all the air up there!! One of the ladies suggested I pop my legs up in the air and bring them towards my body to get the air out. It worked! But it was a huge fanny fart that I'm glad no one was around to hear hahahah

 

[homer]

A vagi fart is better than the backdoor one...not a stinker...

 

[Langtrees VIP Darwin]

Though there is that awkward moment when they come out after a booking. Can be sitting with the ladies and poof. One comes out "it came from the front I swear!"

I got asked to stay back one night and I'm like I can't my stomach hurts from all the air up there!! One of the ladies suggested I pop my legs up in the air and bring them towards my body to get the air out. It worked! But it was a huge fanny fart that I'm glad no one was around to hear hahahah

Thats what you think Ginger? did you not hear us all laughing lol, nah just kidding, but it is a relief when its out.xx