I made contact!
Out of the blue I got a message from Cynthia on the bat phone... all kinda weird though. First came bold text "Reply from Cynthia" then a picture from one of her Locanto ads and then a music file -poor quality soft music with singing!!!
OK so a bit strange but then again we all are or else we wouldn't be chatting on here.
All the messages came through as though they were pre-written and not typed on a phone. Anyway went on to describe her services for "35+ gentlemen". All sounded interesting so asked for rates (again response was strange but provided the info) $100/30, $130/45 and $150/60 which included naked hot oil massage, breast to body massage, happy ending and OK to touch her. SOLD!
More detail was provided in the messages but that is enough to give you the main parts. Started at 3pm on Sunday which was a push for me as I had an existing engagement in the City at 4:30 but thought I'd be able to make it with a 60 minute session. Cynthia asked me for a description of myself (tossed a coin to choose between the short/fat/bald bloke with body hair like a bear and tall/slim/athlete kinda looks like George Clooney) told her Danny De Vito would be rocking up
So 30 minutes before my session I got a message informing me she was running 15 minutes late. Bugger, with that delay I wouldn't be able to get to the city in time so cancelled the session.
I get the impression that the Universe just wants to mess with me this weekend as everything I've tried to arrange has either fallen through or I had to cancel due to conflicting appointments. Even after all this thought I'd go and try out the African girls at the Bannister Road AMP before heading to the city and when I got there a sign on the door said "day off today" WTF!!!
OK I get the message, go home to Mrs Palmer and her five daughters.
SHIT weekend
