Dumb Dog.

[Tania Admin]

I swear I have the dumbest dog ever. He is a Staffy, cute as a button, does what you tell him (like sit, stay etc) and has a great nature. EXCEPT when it comes to my car. At night the stupid mutt jumps on my car,,not on the door or anything, he literally jumps on my car, the boot, the bonnet and the roof grrrrrrrrrr..Now anyone who knows me, knows that my car is my baby and my dodo of a dog is ruining the paint job. I love my 4wd but my little sporty car is my joy.
We do intend on building sides on our carport, but $$ wise will have to wait a little.
Does any one have any ideas on how to stop him? And NO I won't kill him, though am tempted lol

 

[Langtrees VIP Canberra 1]

Hahaha sorry babe but that is a little funny! The vision of a massive staffy on the bonnet of your little sports car... Priceless! Google Ceasar Milan or Dr Harry surely those pro's would have information on how to deter pets from certain places? Can you take a photo next time just for me? It would really pick me up lol and I still Miss Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu xx

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy, please post a pic.
Just guesing here but the dog has probably realised if he, jumps on the car;- he would probably get attention. Hence rewarded.
Ohhhh Pirate cure for the Dog;- give him RUM, that should put him to sleep for awhile
Cheers

 

[Tania Admin]

Rum hey? For my dog. Last thing the mutt needs is more dead brain cells lol

Ha ha Claire, you'll keep! lol Miss you too and everyone

 

[Farm Boy]

I swear I have the dumbest dog ever. He is a Staffy, cute as a button, does what you tell him (like sit, stay etc) and has a great nature. EXCEPT when it comes to my car. At night the stupid mutt jumps on my car,,not on the door or anything, he literally jumps on my car, the boot, the bonnet and the roof grrrrrrrrrr..Now anyone who knows me, knows that my car is my baby and my dodo of a dog is ruining the paint job. I love my 4wd but my little sporty car is my joy.
We do intend on building sides on our carport, but $$ wise will have to wait a little.
Does any one have any ideas on how to stop him? And NO I won't kill him, though am tempted lol

Tania you must recognised that these type of dogs have got a I LOVE UTES GENE

 

[Bambi]

Put little sock booties on his feet then he wont get any grip and slip right off.

 

[TheRoamingEyeball]

Lol Bambi I enjoyed the mental image of that! Animals in socks = hilarious.

 

[Tania Admin]

Very true FarmBoy,,I should have thought of that!

Hmmm, socks, I think he would just eat them. lol

 

[Tania Admin]

Finally the dog has stopped jumping on my car. No Dr Harry tactics. We had to enclose the carport,,,grrrr. But now the problem is solved.

 

[Happy2]

Finally the dog has stopped jumping on my car. No Dr Harry tactics. We had to enclose the carport,,,grrrr. But now the problem is solved.

Price of enclosing a garage $1000's Price of one bullet? Sorry smiling one

 

[Tania Admin]

Price of enclosing a garage $1000's Price of one bullet? Sorry smiling one

We got away with it for a bit less than that...I would miss the silly mutt to much with your suggested alternative lol

 

[scq481]

Good to see that this has been solved,

 

[Farm Boy]

Finally the dog has stopped jumping on my car. No Dr Harry tactics. We had to enclose the carport,,,grrrr. But now the problem is solved.

Tania you should have brought him a farm ,( mine).

 

[Tania Admin]

Tania you should have brought him a farm ,( mine).

I would love to own a farm, more a hobby farm though. Lots of land would be great, I would build a quad park, camp ground and paintballing range. My dream business And my silly dog would love it too

 

[Happy2]

I would love to own a farm, more a hobby farm though. Lots of land would be great, I would build a quad park, camp ground and paintballing range. My dream business And my silly dog would love it too

And seeing as you are so cautious I am sure you will put a 10km speed limit on your quad bikes As you know how dangerous they are From previous posts ;D

 

[Tania Admin]

I would love to own a farm, more a hobby farm though. Lots of land would be great, I would build a quad park, camp ground and paintballing range. My dream business And my silly dog would love it too

Speed limit? For a quad park? Comprehending,,,NOT! lol
Safety gear would be 100% compulsory for sure though.

 

[Tania Admin]

Well after enclosing said carport to keep Dumb Dog off my sports car, Dumb Dog now climbs over our 4WD,,paw prints on the sun roof aaaargh.

Though mother nature kicked in some revenge. A couple of weeks ago I had cleaned down the outside of the house, removing all spiders. The water attracted wasps, bees and hornets. I was sitting out the back and Dumb Dog was rubbing himself on the verandah, I told him to nick off. I went inside and got a drink, opened the door to go out again and there stood Dumb Dog, his whole body and face covered in big marble sized lumps. He looked hilarious and not very happy. My son came out and winced when it was noticed Dumb Dog had the lumps on his penis and scrotum to. I knew it was some sort of allergy and gave him a polaramine, and a lavender and tea tree rinse to ease the itching. Then hit Google to find I had done what would have been required. The lumps started going away within 15 minutes and were all gone by the next morning...I do regret not getting a photo but have no doubt Dumb Dog will again give me the opportunity as I doubt he learnt his lesson.

 

[Happy2]

Dumb dog or lucky dog Getting lumps on the old fella and nut sack shampoo'd to a soapy rich lather by a pretty young lady?
Me thinks lucky dog Damn lucky dog

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 3]

Ohhhh poor dumb dog xx