Duck shit

[Pluck a Duck]

I wish I was Gustav Eiffel who planned and built the Eiffel Tower or the architect who designed the Empire State building! I can imagine taking women on dates and showing them these monuments and proudly saying... (wait for it)...
"This is my biggest !"

Instead, all I can tell them (which impresses them as much); "I've a big one!"

 

[Pluck a Duck]

Sorry I meant "This is my biggest erection!"

 

[Marnie]

And we don't even know if you're telling the truth... whereas you could easily see how big the Eiffel Tower and Empire State Building where!

 

[Pluck a Duck]

Oi! How come I get my own thread! There's a difference between plucking a duck and picking on one.

 

[Pluck a Duck]

If you're in China and picking on a duck, you'd be having... wait for it...

"Peking Duck!"!