Don't get me wrong

[xZaidax]

It's a little flattering to answer the phone and discover that someone is masturbating to your voice.... ONCE

If it's continual and then with the addition of loud and terrible porn in the background I become less flattered.

COME ON GUYS if you want to rub and tug while you're on the phone that's fine, not all of us want to be on the receiving end of the line your probably already sticky fingers dialed, there are sex lines you can call where the operator will not only talk to you while you go about your business in whatever fashion takes your fancy, but will happily assist in getting you to burst at the seams and saturate yourself with yet more bodily fluids.

Then again why call an Agency that has multiple girls that cater to every need just to jack off?

Now i understand that it's hard to grip logic when you've got your hand wrapped around your meat but think for a moment, there are women here that could do everything and more that your hand could.

That's the beauty of Langtrees you can pick one of many women, maybe 3 that tickle your fancy and have an experience you will never forget and then someone to rinse off with after.

 

[colzilla]

Have you got to the stage were you can recognize some of the regular clients voices?... I mean the legitimate non wanking variety.

 

[Topaz McKenna]

I had that happen a few times when I did reception. But mostly I'd get the heavy breathers that wouldn't talk but you knew what they were doing. It was usually on a busy night too! Lol! I guess they just didn't know what else to do with themselves

xoxo
Topaz

 

[xZaidax]

Have you got to the stage were you can recognize some of the regular clients voices?... I mean the legitimate non wanking variety.

Yeah i know the regulars that are delightful.... and i now remember the voices of the serial phone wankers

Topaz it's always when you're in the middle of something important and you have to be polite -.-"

 

[Contrarian]

[video]http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/phone-sex-grandma-nsfw-disturbing/[/video][video]http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/phone-sex-grandma-nsfw-disturbing/[/video]

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 3]

I have good voice recognition and love having a catch up. I love trying to match girls with the right client. I do get it right most times.
It is hard putting a face to voices but sometimes it seems so much more mysterious when that voice can look anyway you want them too.

 

[Farm Boy]

On the stroke it will be ?????

 

[Happy2]

On the stroke it will be ?????

Cumming up to Midnight!!

 

[colzilla]

Would it make a difference if the masturbator on the phone was Brad Pitt?

 

[katiegirl]

The first phone call I answered here on reception was one of these calls ... at first I didn't realize then when I was clued onto it I was horrified - how dare he, he didn't have my permission. I felt so violated and dirty LOL!

Now when I get realize its one of thoseeee calls I promptly hang up

Its pretty sad when someone is calling here to just hear a woman's voice. Maybe we should get a male to answer the calls see how they feel then with their dick in their hand. Certainly don't think they'll expect it!

 

[Happy2]

Its pretty sad when someone is calling here to just hear a woman's voice. Maybe we should get a male to answer the calls see how they feel then with their dick in their hand. Certainly don't think they'll expect it!

Poor Ben Ben He may well have a long night on the phones to look forward too

 

[Contrarian]

[video=youtube;L62tmOw7JWA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L62tmOw7JWA[/video]

 

[Happy2]

I remember watching that episode Contrarian
I also remember wondering How many men were looking at her and wondering if she was the woman who talked him to an orgasm?

 

[Contrarian]

Worth a jellybean or two happy?

 

[colzilla]

Bit like the girls who advertise in the paper or on Crapper... You never know who or what will open the door.

 

[Farm Boy]

[video=youtube;L62tmOw7JWA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L62tmOw7JWA[/video]

Phone Number For Pete's Sake Contrarian post her number

 

[Happy2]

Mr Trarian wont /cant do that TD
Punters dont give out the name of there fave working lady and I assume it applies to the heavy breathing brigade and there phone buddies to ;D

 

[Contrarian]

Excccuuuuuussssse me Mr. Happy, many a woman has expressed a willingness to pay to listen to my voice. If my voice got any deeper, only Barry White and the whales would hear it! Even Linda Lovelace, of Deep Throat fame, now dead poor soul - said she couldn't accommodate me!

 

[homer]

Here's an idea for Apple, iWank, a new app that records sexy lady voices, for the mass debater. lol...I can never cum on the phone, no matter how sexy a voice is.

 

[Contrarian]

Here's an idea for Apple, iWank, a new app that records sexy lady voices, for the mass debater. lol...I can never cum on the phone, no matter how sexy a voice is.

Never tried it myself but iWank, as an app, already exists! It's called the vibration mode in the settings I believe!

 

[homer]

But iWank is no vibrator, it also has voice that talks to you, passionately or dirty, your choice, it uses words to seduce you and puts one in deep ecstasy and eventually explode in a heap. The vibrator before the invention of mobile phones was the washing machine, too big to carry around and is domesticated. lol...so there iWank tech in a pocket you can listen n talk to then wank to kingdom cum.

 

[Dallas]

I was ready to embrace the iWank but I searched for it in the apple app store and nothing came up. I imagine that if such an app existed, it would know when you're about to cum by analyzing your sounds through the other app called Shazam, and then charge you five bucks for each magical moment!

 

[homer]

Mr D. You better start working for Apple, you will re-erect the company shares for sure. Such profiteering idea, the CEO will love you to bits. lol

 

[Dallas]

Sounds ok Mr H but I'll only get into bed with the Apple CEO if she has her profile on Langtrees and doesn't list her iToys as extras

 

[Happy2]

Would Apple provide a special cleaning kit to go with this i wank ?
It would be fun seeing a bloke answer a important call after using the iwank Instead of stinky finger we would have sticky ear

 

[colzilla]

Would Apple provide a special cleaning kit to go with this i wank ?

Yes it's a new product called i secretary.

 

[homer]

Would Apple provide a special cleaning kit to go with this i wank ?
It would be fun seeing a bloke answer a important call after using the iwank Instead of stinky finger we would have sticky ear

Yes it would be called iLick. It gives guided instruction to lick it clean. lol...or in the tradition of There's Something about Mary, instant hair gel to erect the hair.

Mr D, the current CEO is a male and not very attractive. Good luck.