Does anal sex stretch your bottom muscles or is it ok? Does it feel nice for a lady?

[polly4bed]

i mean, you know how your cheeks are together? will they be less close if a penis goes through? and will it feel nice??

 

[Harry161]

I think you should try vaginal sex before you start asking about anal.
And no your cheeks will not be less close afterwards

 

[polly4bed]

yup we will try v first. we were trying v the last 2 nights but bf is coming during the other things each time from 4 different goes. he said next time we will go straight to v instead of doing the other things first.
sure thanks.

 

[polly4bed]

exbfs asked for anal when i said i was not wanting to lose my v.
seems popular.

 

[Harry161]

Just make sure you guys use condoms, you're too young to be having kids.

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Just make sure you guys use condoms, you're too young to be having kids.

Or left school

 

[westy]

Or left school

Or able to construct coherent sentences.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

What would Jesus do?

 

[bushseeker]

Just make sure you guys use condoms, you're too young to be having kids.

In that case anal is ideal

Up da bum no babies.

My ex was screaming while giving birth. I asked her if it hurt and she yelled course it fucken does...
I replied bet your wishing you didnt tell me you wouldnt do anal in case it hurt now....

 

[polly4bed]

Just make sure you guys use condoms, you're too young to be having kids.

condoms taste nice and make b.j.'s last longer

Or left school

not everybody is for school.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- do`nt forget the lube, a lot of it and its more fun.
Cheers and Pass the Rum

 

[polly4bed]

In that case anal is ideal

Up da bum no babies.

My ex was screaming while giving birth. I asked her if it hurt and she yelled course it fucken does...
I replied bet your wishing you didnt tell me you wouldnt do anal in case it hurt now....

i am a skillful babysiiter bit i am not gonna gave babies probably.

i have not done anal but lap dances are similar when his pants are off

 

[Thatguy]

i have not done anal but lap dances are similar when his pants are off

Lap dances are similar to anal?!?!?!?!

 

[Castro]

Lol! Some incoherent sentences in this thread.

 

[polly4bed]

^^ i think its almost the same cos my bf has a bare erection and it presses my bottom and sperms goes on my my underwear. so imagine if my underwear was not on=anal.

 

[gazzman]

someone's taking the piss here.

 

[Farm Boy 2]

In that case anal is ideal



My ex was screaming while giving birth. I asked her if it hurt and she yelled course it fucken does...

You Idiot

 

[polly4bed]

don't you agree. it would go inside if my underwear was not there.

 

[Farm Boy 2]

don't you agree. it would go inside if my underwear was not there.

Mine would not and if it did you will need stitches .

 

[Wayne Kerr]

I bet you say that to all the girls.

 

[polly4bed]

Mine would not and if it did you will need stitches .

thats ok i like it on my cheeks instead of through them hehe fun to have sticky cheeks.

 

[Wayne Kerr]

Which cheek?

 

[polly4bed]

Which cheek?

oh lol i forgot about face cheeks lol, i meant bottom cheeks.

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Anal,i can take a Football Team........xxxx

 

[Farm Boy 2]

But hopefully not the footy . ( just joking )

 

[Madam Jacqui]

That's Fine Earm Boy 2..............xxxxx

 

[Thatguy]

^^ i think its almost the same cos my bf has a bare erection and it presses my bottom and sperms goes on my my underwear. so imagine if my underwear was not on=anal.

are you just taking the piss? or do you seriously have NO CLUE what anal actually is?

Personally I hope your just taking the piss...

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Anal is taking it up the Bum and i have done this for Years and actually Love it.....xxx

 

[Thatguy]

Anal is taking it up the Bum and i have done this for Years and actually Love it.....xxx

Jacqui, I don't think the OP gets this concept...

it seems (to me) she thinks anal is just rubbin it between yer cheeks....

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Dont think she Does Thatguy.................xxxx