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Doco.....

Zeus

Patron Saint of Werewolves
Diamond Member
Points
0
My whine for the day.

I thought it was only in Australia, but I see it is now commonplace right across the world.

I work in an office/corporate environment and I have noticed that over the years the amount of doco required in order to do ones work is becoming greater all the time.
In fact, I reckon I spend more time filling in compliance doco than actually doing work.:mad:

I was chatting to a builder yesterday and he says it is the same thing in the building industry.
He has just been awarded a tender to demolish a shed (granted - it is a very big shed).
Anyway, he tells me that the actual demolition work will take a day whereas the compliance doco has taken him almost a week to complete.

Here is a great example of how doco has taken over our lives.

This says it all.......

Pythagoras' Theorem: .............................24 words.
Lord's Prayer: ............................................... 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: ..................................67 words.
Ten Commandments: ..........................................179 words.
Gettysburg Address: .....................................................286 words.
US Declaration of Independence: ..............................1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: .............................7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the Sale of CABBAGES: ...................26,911 words


 

Buk

Diamond Member
Points
0
My whine for the day.

I thought it was only in Australia, but I see it is now commonplace right across the world.

I work in an office/corporate environment and I have noticed that over the years the amount of doco required in order to do ones work is becoming greater all the time.
In fact, I reckon I spend more time filling in compliance doco than actually doing work.:mad:

I was chatting to a builder yesterday and he says it is the same thing in the building industry.
He has just been awarded a tender to demolish a shed (granted - it is a very big shed).
Anyway, he tells me that the actual demolition work will take a day whereas the compliance doco has taken him almost a week to complete.

Here is a great example of how doco has taken over our lives.

This says it all.......

Pythagoras' Theorem: .............................24 words.
Lord's Prayer: ............................................... 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: ..................................67 words.
Ten Commandments: ..........................................179 words.
Gettysburg Address: .....................................................286 words.
US Declaration of Independence: ..............................1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: .............................7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the Sale of CABBAGES: ...................26,911 words
Hahaha I'm impressed with the last. I know what you mean as I'm dealing with policies which always have to be revised on orders of the department I work for....all this duty of care demands etcetera, etc
 

Phoebe

Some Village lost an Idiot!
Legend Member
Points
13
My whine for the day.

I thought it was only in Australia, but I see it is now commonplace right across the world.

I work in an office/corporate environment and I have noticed that over the years the amount of doco required in order to do ones work is becoming greater all the time.
In fact, I reckon I spend more time filling in compliance doco than actually doing work.:mad:

I was chatting to a builder yesterday and he says it is the same thing in the building industry.
He has just been awarded a tender to demolish a shed (granted - it is a very big shed).
Anyway, he tells me that the actual demolition work will take a day whereas the compliance doco has taken him almost a week to complete.

Here is a great example of how doco has taken over our lives.

This says it all.......

Pythagoras' Theorem: .............................24 words.
Lord's Prayer: ............................................... 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: ..................................67 words.
Ten Commandments: ..........................................179 words.
Gettysburg Address: .....................................................286 words.
US Declaration of Independence: ..............................1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: .............................7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the Sale of CABBAGES: ...................26,911 words

Trying to understand women "infinite amount of words" :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
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