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Do you think the queen sings in the shower???

billybones

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Watching bits and pieces of tonight movie called "The Queen" while I sit here and type but there are some things it doesn`t answer....

Do you think the queen sings in the shower??? Would she play the Beatles at full volume???
Does she wear a G-String and keep sex toys in the top drawer???

How did the Duke first snog her and did he have to wait until they were married before going all the way???


And one final question... Do you think she reads forums such as this, and replies using a ghost writer???

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Farm Boy

Of course Her Royal Highness The Queen is on board ,who do you think Knighted Sir Stefan?
I believe it was for Service to Woman.
 

Rochelle

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LOL.......no I think the Queen is too antiquated to have sex toys and a 'forum' education. I think it is far more interesting to look at Will and Kate.......did they have sex yet? Do they use sex toys?
LOL....even Charles and Camilla........who knows....they might be watching porn together.......or maybe I totally underestimate the Queen.....guess we will never know.

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Farm Boy

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Perthm30

I think the queens more wilder than u think. lol just the thought of the queen with a vibrator makes me lol
 
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BigBlackCock

I'm sure the queen sings in the shower - who else would tolerate that voice? Mind you, she does have a vested interest when singing "God save the queen".

I've heard she does have a sex toy - it's called Prince Phillip. Sometimes she calls them the crown jewels I suspect. Don't think she likes "doggy" though and may well have renamed the position "corgi".
 
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BigBlackCock

Errr Alecia. The queen? :D Whoops! Sorry, forgot about the original poster - Billy too. Apologies Billy.
 
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Alecia the Foxx

The only feeling I have about the royal family is that I feel sorry for them because of all the unwanted publicity, paparazzi, etc. Otherwise, they can do what they like, I am not interested, and I know for a fact they wish more people felt the same way I do.
 
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BigBlackCock

Considering the queen's an empress of all before her - she must be the world's longest standing/sitting/sleeping dominatrix :D Especially when so many previous generations enslaved the third world mostly in the royal family's name.
 
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Alecia the Foxx

Considering the queen's an empress of all before her - she must be the world's longest standing/sitting/sleeping dominatrix :D Especially when so many previous generations enslaved the third world mostly in the royal family's name.

Definitely one way to think about it.
 
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fukmee

You are assuming that the queen showers? Do you have first hand info - videos perhaps?
 
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BigBlackCock

If she doesn't shower, that must explain why her aides stand at a distance. Hmmm, her WC must be one of those automatic ones these days (Royal Doulton perhaps?). Before they were invented and came along with the rope pull, it added a whole new meaning to the phrase "Royal Flush".
 
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billybones

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LOL.......no I think the Queen is too antiquated to have sex toys and a 'forum' education. I think it is far more interesting to look at Will and Kate.......did they have sex yet? Do they use sex toys?
LOL....even Charles and Camilla........who knows....they might be watching porn together.......or maybe I totally underestimate the Queen.....guess we will never know.

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If it`s on youtube then it must be true...

YouTube - Wills and Kate - watch it quick before it gets taken down
 
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TB

I think the Queen takes a baRth.....so much more dignified than a shower.
 
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