Oh I get extremely nervous. I remember my first punt with Ava at Langtrees back in 2011, I'd made the booking because I fell madly in lust with her personality and pics from this forum, but as hard as it was just to make the booking upon arrival the nerves went into overdrive.
As is my way, I arrived early. So while sat in the car waiting my heart was pounding, throat getting dry and I almost left many times before it was time to meet. The lovely Jacqui was on reception and she helped calm my nerves with a quick joke, and Ava made me feel like a king in no time flat.
Subsequent punts, just as nerve wracking. Another good example is last year on holiday in Melbourne where my desires pushed me towards the California Club in St Kilda. I must have spent 20 minutes on a park bench around the corner willing myself to overcome the fear and step through the door. Which I think is the hardest part.
It's been a while since my last punt, and overcoming the fear is a huge part of it. Also, I'm just plain fat so I know I'm not the most appealing of gentlemen to lie next to. Which is why I'm heading to the gym at 11:20pm for an hour or so, wish me luck.