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Do you have a name for your dick/pussy?

asianguy77

asianguy77

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Do you have an affectionate name for the part of your body that brings you so much pleasure? :)

Sometimes, it feels your dick has a mind of it's own, and its therefore fitting it should be regarded as a separate entity although an extension of yourself.

So do have a name for your pussy or dick? Or... does your partner/ex have a 'special' name for it? :laughing4:notworthy:love10::la:
 
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Megan4u

My favourite regular calls his dick Romeo and my puss Juliet! He is a nice romantic small asian guy!
 
Happy2

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Demon said:
Hope they don't have the same outcome as Shakespeare's version.
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Could be a worse pairing Demon
Marie antoinette and King Louis XVI Beheading would not be fun
Especially if they keep the big head attached
 
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happy2 said:
Could be a worse pairing Demon
Marie antoinette and King Louis XVI Beheading would not be fun
Especially if the they the big head attached
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True, but same outcome. MA and L XVI lived for a few years together, and even after revolution started lasted a few years.

R&J never got to 1st base. Remember it is a tragedy.

Romantic to commit suicide.

I always wondered if those who romanticise the story don't know the story.

(PS. Shakespeare plaigiarised an older Italian story)
 
Happy2

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Demon said:
True, but same outcome. MA and L XVI lived for a few years together, and even after revolution started lasted a few years.

R&J never got to 1st base. Remember it is a tragedy.

Romantic to commit suicide.

I always wondered if those who romanticise the story don't know the story.

(PS. Shakespeare plaigiarised an older Italian story)
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Tragedy Demon? A tragedy is going a week without So you are all fully loaded and bursting with vim and vigour Turning up To find Langtrees are closed for maintenance
 
Demon

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happy2 said:
Tragedy Demon? A tragedy is going a week without So you are all fully loaded and bursting with vim and vigour Turning up To find Langtrees are closed for maintenance
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"Tragedy is a form of art based on human suffering that offers its audience pleasure"

happy2, yours is also a tragedy :laughing4:laughing4:laughing4
 
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Peter

Oh yeah I have a name for my old fella: I call him George: he got called that coz I was at a party and this bloke called George, who undoubtedly was the biggest Dick I have ever met. ( see the resemblance, I did!!!)
 
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Peter

the real tragedy is that we can't use the fees the WL's charge as a health benefit tax write off, just think how busy the WL's would be then!!
 
Happy2

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Going by article you posted My working dogs are to be shot because their names are unacceptable Sorry to shoot the dogs but if I shot the mongrel who named them
Well , lets just say suicide is a mortal sin
My best dog OI may survive the cull But blackie and Corio are dead and dusted
 
Demon

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Peter said:
the real tragedy is that we can't use the fees the WL's charge as a health benefit tax write off, just think how busy the WL's would be then!!
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The real reason is that Australia's most powerful union (AMA) would get less fees, and there would be less drug sales (pharma companies).
 
Demon

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happy2 said:
Going by article you posted My working dogs are to be shot because their names are unacceptable Sorry to shoot the dogs but if I shot the mongrel who named them
Well , lets just say suicide is a mortal sin
My best dog OI may survive the cull But blackie and Corio are dead and dusted
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No, we all learn. We did not know this before. Just get it right for the next dogs.
 
Happy2

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Demon said:
No, we all learn. We did not know this before. Just get it right for the next dogs.
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I do have a pup who likes to nuzzle and like lick the wrong areas of male visitors
Would it be alright to call her fluffer?
 
Demon

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happy2 said:
I do have a pup who likes to nuzzle and like lick the wrong areas of male visitors
Would it be alright to call her fluffer?
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How about naming her after your favourite WL?:icon_blow:icon_blow:icon_blow
 
Rochelle

Rochelle

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I love naming the precious part of my regular clients. It is a bit of a game we play. But the names are nothing fancy........lol........but they kind of fit the beholder as well.

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Saige

money maker

I also have a theme song, I like to sing it in the shower in the mornings..lol

She works hard for her money!!!!
 
Fudd

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....."Prince Phillip".......old, saggy and dribbles.......lol... :)
 
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Peter

Look at it from our point of view; we work hard for our money , just to get screwed by the gov, as well as getting screwed by our bosses, then we see a WL and get screwed, seems I'm screwed and everyone else has my money!!!!
 
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Penny

I had a friend in High School that called her boyfriends penis "Cecil" from a musical we where doing at the time about a guy who tried to blow up the English parliament. I thought it was a weird name at the time but I've used it on certain lads since LOL
 
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Peter

Penny said:
I had a friend in High School that called her boyfriends penis "Cecil" from a musical we where doing at the time about a guy who tried to blow up the English parliament. I thought it was a weird name at the time but I've used it on certain lads since LOL
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:eek:ccasion14"Guy Faulks??:violent5::violent5::violent5:
 
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