Did you get SEX on your Birthday this year?

[Mrs Langtrees]

Spill the beans and tell us some funny memorable sexual occasions on a special day like Xmas or your birthday.

 

[HappyPirate]

It's a Secret...........or maybe not.

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Yes Happy Pirate you and I are too old trying to remember a birthday or Xmas sexual occasion and nothing comes to mind as I haven't celebrated either for years.
Just a sec I remember one my 40th birthday at about 7am the morning following we snuck into a room that was crowded with furniture,,,I was bonking someone I should,t have been, like someone that worked with me and had an early morning glory.

 

[HappyPirate]

Yes Happy Pirate you and I are too old trying to remember a birthday or Xmas sexual occasion and nothing comes to mind as I haven't celebrated either for years.
Just a sec I remember one my 40th birthday at about 7am the morning following we snuck into a room that was crowded with furniture,,,I was bonking someone I should,t have been, like someone that worked with me and had an early morning glory.

That a Great Secret to hang onto, Ohhhhh the memories.
You know we need a few bottles to chat about those memories,
Maybe a few more may add to the Secerts.........Thread

Bob Hope & Shirley Ross - Thanks for the Memory (1938)​

 

[No idea what to do]

YES

It was last year​

I have to get an hourly employee (Escort) because wife had no interest what so ever in the idea of a Birthday Fuck
As always it was a much better fuck anyway.

I think the best part about the birthday fuck was it was My annual Freebie from a regular Lover
Had a few drinks and a not so legal smoke together.
Cheers
The Frenchman

 

[pillinger]

Ha yes it was my birthday yesterday and I went to see Annabelle, one of my favourite WLs. She was a bit busy with clients before and after so I didn't hang around or mention that it was my birthday, but it was a good time anyway

 

[Hotnfly]

Yes I did. I saw Rose when she was still in Hillarys. Had a great time.

 

[Lukey]

Last birthday couple months back I enjoyed 2 ladies at my regular AMP. Year before that was 3 ladies…

Yes times are tough!

Very fun times though.

 

[sabredog]

I was in Bali. Was well looked after

 

[LongHair]

not yet

 

[Obbie]

Nope

 

[Nev]

I was with a lady at a local establishment on my birthday in late December, but I couldn't get any cream for the cake. It's probably because I was in hospital with gastro 24 hours later, so I also spent new year's eve in hospital in a room with unopenable windows and an infectious warning on my door. I chat-messaged the establishment to let her know, in case I was infectious when I saw her, but she didn't receive the message until I saw her this year.

 

[Relatively Normal]

I really got to start celebrating my birthday properly. Cheers for the inspiration guys!

 

[Happy2]

Sigh ...I'm starting to believe I was born on February 29

 

[Luckypete 08]

I'm 65 this Friday and not sure if I'll visit my usual AMP in the Gong or not.

 

[Snowy]

I'm 65 this Friday and not sure if I'll visit my usual AMP in the Gong or not.

I celebrated my birthday with Angie on the 15th of July, what a bang it was, I had a bit of trouble getting my breath back as I keep on coughing after the session but that was because I had a bit of the flu, all good after an hour or so.

 

[Danny-boy]

Yes of course and to Make it that little special anal on the menu, although this is less of a surprise and becoming more regular as she has realised she enjoys it……….birthdays all year long

 

[Christine]

Spill the beans and tell us some funny memorable sexual occasions on a special day like Xmas or your birthday.

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Unfortunately not that lucky.