Definition of an expert

[kazinthecountry]

An ex is something that was and a spert is a drip under pressure

 

[XLNC]

I thought an ex pert meant...

 

[2BorNot2b]

Don't they use things like that for sharpening cut throat razors ?? Strops?! haha - sorry, gotta get 10 posts so anything is fair game

 

[Alleged]

Arrggg! My eyes!!!
there is no way to unsee that!!!

 

[Trickortreat]

Arrggg! My eyes!!!
there is no way to unsee that!!!

U aint seen buthin tet. Imagine gettin bitch slapped by dem puppies

 

[Trickortreat]

Aww, unco thumb, nuthin yet...

 

[Miss Monique]

Mmmmm bit lost for words so many things come to mind seeing those boobies or what is left of them. I have visions of them being flung over her shoulder. They could make a cuddly scalf or ear muffs if cold. Nip and tuck or lift? poor titties well and truly sucked dry

 

[Trickortreat]

Swinging in the breeze, imagine the experience cowgirl would be

 

[Phoebe]

Wenn ich bei einem Experten aussehen wollen werde ich Blick in einen Spiegel gehen

 

[Trickortreat]

I struggle to text, google translate is a game i refuse to play

 

[Happy2]

We often make cracks about ladies who have breast implants on here But I am sure in the above ladies case reduction and implants would make for a nice if smaller pair of breasts
Unless of course she is happy with them But it does show to me there is a time and place for implants

 

[Mercury]

Lock those puppies up.....

 

[XLNC]

I'd just like to apologise to kazinthecountry. I had no idea ex perts Saggy & Droopy would hijack this thread.