Cut a Nut....... Manscaping gone wrong

[downsouth]

Hi all,

Not that anyone really wants to hear this but I'm gona share anyway.
I was trimming the grass (pubes) before shaving & thought I'd hit the sack with the electric shaver.......

NOT MY SMARTEST MOVE.

Girls think scars are sexy....dont they?!?!

Anyone else have a pruning story to share?

Downsouth

 

[aussie_single34]

Have to be careful down there
Its very easy to get bogged in the bag with an electric
Its never pretty and seems to bleed alot even from just a nick

 

[1Chat]

You only do it once, and then ever again, I am guilty as charged!...

 

[homer]

Never believe what you see in Porn, bro. You need to be extra careful when it comes to the pearl dispenser, one wrong move, regrets lies with you for good.

 

[Obbie]

Wow thats got to bring tears to the eyes downsouth havent tried it dont think I will now

 

[homer]

Not to mention he would've spoken in a funny tone for a while. I know I would when it cums to crown jewel injuries.

 

[Happy2]

Yes Homer One slip and another countertenor is born
Another ex man to sing baroque operas for castrati

 

[Maddie Meyers]

pfffttt have a baby then come cry to me about damage down there lol

 

[1Chat]

Never believe what you see in Porn, bro. You need to be extra careful when it comes to the pearl dispenser, one wrong move, regrets lies with you for good.

Lol, sounds like mixing pubes up with the ol boy,

pfffttt have a baby then come cry to me about damage down there lol

Yeah boys, fall preggas and then drop quadruplits, hey, you tell em maddissen....lol...;-)

 

[Happy2]

pfffttt have a baby then come cry to me about damage down there lol

May I ask Do ladies have a very short memory when it comes to childbirth ?

My wife gave birth to 3 sons And after the first I had the full, Never again , You did this to me and several phrases that I will not air amongst such nice people

But only 8 months later she came to the lounge to tell me we were to have another baby and she was so happy And again on telling me a third time Sheer joy

Now I wish to say I have had the pleasure of delivering into this world 2 kidney stones Big healthy beauties
Only reason I mention this is that upon being told I was going to have a second delivery I did not forget all about the first and go

Oh joy Another stone I am so happy

 

[homer]

pfffttt have a baby then come cry to me about damage down there lol

Lol...indeedily miss Meyers. 1 misfire and 9 months later, lifetime of regerts....snip snip would have saved the person plenty.

Lol, sounds like mixing pubes up with the ol boy,


Yeah boys, fall preggas and then drop quadruplits, hey, you tell em maddissen....lol...;-)

I guess one would rather be a tarzan boy.

 

[Linda]

Hi all,

Not that anyone really wants to hear this but I'm gona share anyway.
I was trimming the grass (pubes) before shaving & thought I'd hit the sack with the electric shaver.......

NOT MY SMARTEST MOVE.

Girls think scars are sexy....dont they?!?!

Anyone else have a pruning story to share?

Downsouth

Ouch
Gotta be careful with the family jewels

 

[aussie_single34]

I passed a kidney stone recently myself
And it wasn't a big one... but it knocked me off my feet for nearly a week
Thank fuck for Tremadol

I spoke with a certain lady about this who had also had them... she said she'd rather give birth again than have another.

 

[Happy2]

I passed a kidney stone recently myself
And it wasn't a big one... but it knocked me off my feet for nearly a week
Thank f**k for Tremadol

I spoke with a certain lady about this who had also had them... she said she'd rather give birth again than have another.

Damn these long cocks Eh Aussie single 34

 

[Madam Tracey]