Could a escort be tax deductible

[Perth boy]

So if I take a escort on a genuine business Function would that be a business expense.

 

[crutilities]

I'm no accountant, but, I wouldn't be sure how taking an escort to a business function would be considered relevant to your profession let alone allowable. If anything it could be considered an entertainment expense and therefore could be FBT-able. maybe if you bought the condoms yourself I suppose they could be considered protective equipment

 

[DickieWu]

Maybe she can bill you as private health consultant services / personal trainer

 

[Barbosa]

Get a bill, for PA work assist or consultant

Maybe she can bill you as private health consultant services / personal trainer

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- great idea;- hire a PA;- Personal assistant, it works for me
Cheers lads and Pass the Rum

Get a bill, for PA work assist or consultant

 

[Happy2]

Get a bill, for PA work assist or consultant

Always wondered what a PA stood for Penis Attendant is it?

 

[Farm Boy]

So if I take a escort on a genuine business Function would that be a business expense.

Yes Perth Boy Escorts are a Tax deduction if they have a ABN and are certified you however have to be high wide or heavy.

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 3]

Tax Deduction!!!
We should be. We provide the most pleasurable and effective stress relief therefore increasing clients productivity and decreasing the chances of stroke or heart attack.
Maybe it could be Life Coaching.
It would certainly be interesting to hear an accountants view. I am going to be applying for a ABN number but what do you register as when you are a W/L

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- try personal trainer, personal assistant or health consultant
Cheers and pass the Rum

Tax Deduction!!!
We should be. We provide the most pleasurable and effective stress relief therefore increasing clients productivity and decreasing the chances of stroke or heart attack.
Maybe it could be Life Coaching.
It would certainly be interesting to hear an accountants view. I am going to be applying for a ABN number but what do you register as when you are a W/L

 

[homer]

To be tax deductible, the expense needs to be proven to produce income or assist you in your area of work. And of course you need to be able to substantiate it by producing a genuine tax invoice with ABN, ACN, cnn, bnn, nnn you know the rest....or they can just bill you under a made up restaurant name and a bill for $1000 worth of lobster in a meal...lol...

 

[Happy2]

Lobster Homer I thought you would have bought a whole tray of steamed clams
They seem to be your favourite

 

[homer]

lol...no clam steaming, you spoil the flavor...fresh better.
Not everyone's favorite is clam hence i suggested the lobby lobster.

 

[Perth boy]

To be tax deductible, the expense needs to be proven to produce income or assist you in your area of work. And of course you need to be able to substantiate it by producing a genuine tax invoice with ABN, ACN, cnn, bnn, nnn you know the rest....or they can just bill you under a made up restaurant name and a bill for $1000 worth of lobster in a meal...lol...

Well it could produce income. If I was with prospective clients and she provided services.

 

[SashaFabulous]

definitely- it assists in stress relief and mental well being, maybe it could be part of the mental health act

 

[homer]

Well it could produce income. If I was with prospective clients and she provided services.

You mean your pimpin them out? I think it's classed as an outlawed profession. Ok pm me the list.