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Confucius Says.....

asianguy77

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From the great Chinese Philosopher Confucius, here are some quotes, which ones do you like? Any you live your life by? :notworthy

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors

Silence is a true friend who never betrays.

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.

If you look into your own heart, and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear?

He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.

I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand.

Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get.

It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated

In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of.

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.

To practice five things under all circumstances constitutes perfect virtue; these five are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

When prosperity comes, do not use all of it.

He that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools

Silence is a true friend who never betrays

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice.

Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.

It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.

It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.

The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them

To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.

To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.

Worry not that no one knows of you; seek to be worth knowing
 

asianguy77

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Here are some funny ones :laughing4

Better to be pi$$ed off than pi$$ed on.

Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Woman who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills.

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down.


Man who fights wife all day gets no piece at night.

Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.

Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.

Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ.


Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

Man who sleep in bed of nails is holy.

Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Blonde who fly upside down have crack up.

A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drop watch in toilet have $hitty time.

Man who make love to girl on hill, well, he not on level.

Man who sit on tack get point.

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change.

He who go to sleep with itchy arse wakes up with stinky fingers.

Learn to Masturbate, Come in handy.

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.


Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw.

Folk who make Confucious joke speak bad English.

Woman who spend much time on bedspring may get offspring.

Girl who rides bicycle peddles a$$ all over town.

Man who put cream in tart not always baker.

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Condom should be used on every conceivable occasion.

No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy.

Bird in hand makes hard to blow nose

Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

He who let woman on top is f***ing up.

He who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs.

Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission, grow up to be shiftless ba$tard.

Girls should not marry basketball players - they dribble before they shoot.
 
C

Contrarian

Man who put cream on tart not always baker.

Man who hold tool in shower not always plumber.

Man who root woman on hill is not on the level

Man who has hot rod not always owner of car.
 
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Perth boy

Good list

Man with hand in pocket must be feeling cocky

Lfe is like a hair on the tolet bowl one day you will get pissed off
 
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