I shouldn't be laughing but I am there must be an alternative Coff's Harbor is a rich area.
The Coffs Coast Advocate offers some personal ads -
Link is broken so has been taken down
Called a couple of these numbers - no reply - SMS'd a few - no response. (It's just not happening for me).
Link is broken so has been taken down
The place looks nice and clean. The lady in charge was really friendly and nice. She introduced me to the 3 girls that were available.
Unfortunately - No beauty queens here.

Anyway, at this stage, I decided not to be fussy and settled on one of the three ladies - only to be told that she had an appointment in 30 minutes and that I would have to rush - which I didn't feel like doing.
Bottom line - just got home, tired and frustrated and no better off than I was when I set out on my travels earlier this evening.
Being a punter really sux sometimes.