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Coffs Harbour Lady recommendations

Zeus

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I am in Coffs Harbour for a week or so and I am hoping that somebody could give me recommendations on which lovely ladies are worth seeing while I am here.

R & T or full service.

TIA

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Zeus

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http://www.mermaidescorts.com.au/ I found this link, don;t know anything about this agency maybe you will let us know?

Just got back from visiting Mermaids Escorts.

All I can say is AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE

It is situated in a run down office / commercial warehouse. When I got there I thought the place had just been ransacked - there was stuff lying all over the place.

Some bloke then shouted from a back room telling me to come through.

I found a fat dirty looking bearded person in a pair of shorts (no shirt) clipping his toenails.
This was the "main man" - the "Madame" of the house.


He continued cutting his toenails while chatting to me and assured me that the one and only lady that does work there would be back in about half an hour.

He asked if I would like to wait for her to return but I respectfully declined the offer.

I reckon one would stand a very good chance of contracting all sorts of weird and wonderful diseases by just sitting down there.....let alone actually lying on a bed.

It was by a long shot the very worst "house of ill repute" that I have ever had the misfortune of visiting.
 

Zeus

Patron Saint of Werewolves
Diamond Member
I shouldn't be laughing but I am there must be an alternative Coff's Harbor is a rich area.

The Coffs Coast Advocate offers some personal ads -
Link is broken so has been taken down


Called a couple of these numbers - no reply - SMS'd a few - no response. (It's just not happening for me). :(

Link is broken so has been taken down

The place looks nice and clean. The lady in charge was really friendly and nice. She introduced me to the 3 girls that were available.
Unfortunately - No beauty queens here. :(
Anyway, at this stage, I decided not to be fussy and settled on one of the three ladies - only to be told that she had an appointment in 30 minutes and that I would have to rush - which I didn't feel like doing.

Bottom line - just got home, tired and frustrated and no better off than I was when I set out on my travels earlier this evening. :banghead:

Being a punter really sux sometimes.
 
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Master Yoda

“Your path you must decide.”
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More than 10 years ago I did an inteo in a place there..... I did not stay......
 
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