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Classy names for Vagina and penis

Happy2

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Anyone have better than the ones below
35 Classy Slang Terms for Naughty Bits from the Past 600 Years

Vagina
1. Belle-chose (1386)

2. Altar of Venus (1584)

3. Netherlands (1591)

4. Placket-lace (1593)

5. Phoenix nest (1618)

6. Nature’s treasury (1635)

7. Contrapunctum (1653)

8. Privy-counsel (1664)

9. Aphrodisiacal tennis court (1665)

10. Lady’s low toupee (1721)

11. Mount Pleasant (1748)

12. Petticoat lane (1790)

13. Venerable monosyllable (1796)

14. Fancy article (1822)

15. Mrs. Fubbs’ parlor (1823)

16. Antipodes (1832)

17. Thatched cottage (1835)

18. Cyprian fountain (1846)

19. Road to a christening (1903)

Penis
20. Maypole (1621)

21. Pioneer of nature (1653)

22. Master John Goodfellow (1653)

23. Generating tool (1653)

24. Evesdropper (1653)

25. Cyprian scepter (1653)

26. Don Cypriano (1653)

27. Matrimonial peacemaker (1708)

28. Gentleman usher (1719)

29. Rule of three (1720)—this refers to the whole genital area

30. Silent flute (1720)

31. Arbor vitae (1732)

32. Impudence (1783)

33. Staff of life (1836)

34. Mr. Peaslin (1883)

35. Credentials (1895)


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homer

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As Abbott puts it,

Budgie Smuggler?

Dicktator

WOMP ( Weapon of Mass Production)

Protein Dispenser

North/South Pole (depending on age)

9 Wood

For the female bit,

Polling booth

Interesting conversation

The hole truth
 
Phoebe

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And all men bow down to the most beautiful flower on Earth.... funny how a vagina is so small yet so powerful, and so addictive so desired, men prepared to fight each other over it in pubs, clubs, on the streets, which ironically they fight and die and kill over a vagina then end up in an all male prison for years and sometimes life not getting any Vagina.

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The worlds most powerful engine... hmmm maybe but I think not.... Vagina wins that one....

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chibi

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I used to have a great name for it, used to annoy all the ladies in the arts department at uni. Won't say it here, cos I'll get kicked from the forum.
 
Happy2

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Phoebe said:
Wouldnt that mean you need to wear nappies all the time or what??
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Nah just like a sheep with a RTP you just push that sucker back in place Maybe a few stitches for good measure if its a sloppy joe
 
Phoebe

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Happy2 said:
Nah just like a sheep with a RTP you just push that sucker back in place Maybe a few stitches for good measure if its a sloppy joe
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Thanks doc....... ..... :) nice visual.... :)
 
Phoebe

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You see you can grow flowers from the anal passage!!!!
 
Happy2

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Phoebe said:
Depends on what the girl ate to fertilize that flower though!!!! ;)
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I'm sure you are still of the belief girls are Sugar and spice and everything nice Phoebe .
If that's the case I'm sure their "Fertiliser" wont be very nutritional
 
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