Best present was a lonely planet book. I collect them so before I'm going to a new place, I get the book. Worst present was a chocolate stocking. Add in a small bunnings and kite surfing voucher and you have the extent of my presents!
I'm in the very fortunate position that if I want or need something I buy it so it makes buying presents very difficult. Santa has been very kind to me all year.
But Christmas for me isn't about us blokes, It's all about wives or girlfriends, mums, siblings and kids if you have them. I get far more joy spoiling them and giving them presents they actually want rather than pretending to like a present that I really don't lol.