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Chinese Proverbs

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Tania Admin

Read these on a site today. I just had to share them


Chinese Proverbs

1. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
2. Man who run in front of car get tired.
3. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
4. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
5. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
6. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
7. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
8. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
9. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
10. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
11. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
12. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
13. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
14. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
15. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
16. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
17. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
18. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
19. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
20. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
21. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
22. Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
23. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
24. Learn to masturbate -- come in handy.
25. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
26. Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
27. Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.


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Tannerone

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Good ones Tanya Smiley. Here's another

28. Man who pisseth into wind gets his own back.

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HappyPirate

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HOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhO;- Yeee Arrrrrr LOL;----- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
 

Haste69

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I don't think that Oscar Wilde had any Chinese forbears but there is wisdom in these aphorisms:

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

Education is a an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

 
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Perth boy

Life is like a hair on the toilet bowl. Wont be long and you will get pissed off.

Man with hand in pocket must be feeling cocky.
 
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