Census 2016

[bepp]

got told off for replying to another thread boyr the census
so here goes ....ok who's been trying to logg on online..with no luck
Aso whar happens now THEIR SYSTEM failed us do wat do we do now wait to get fined ?
been trying to logg on tonight message keep saying try again in 15 mins started bout 4.30pm now its 6.30pm still keep getting told try in 15 min

 

[Phoebe]

Done the paper one last night had it done by the time I made a coffee and drank it...... I work in IT too, and even I knew that system would crash as IBM built the f-ing thing...

 

[bepp]

arn't you a goody goody

 

[Phoebe]

arn't you a goody goody

Nope just got my head on the right way........ over 15 million connections to an IIS web farm come on and one that is built locally...

 

[Jimmy long]

Hey, well played bepp

Cant get on myself, tried heaps of times, still out

Apparently got shut down coz they got hacked multiple times from china

no worries tho, you got 6 weeks or so to do it, just have to say who was in your house last night, hopefully you had someone special over???

 

[Happy2]

So did all the girls in the parlours stop mid service Fill out their forms with the client/s and then back to the job at hand at 8.30 ??

 

[Phoebe]

So did all the girls in the parlours stop mid service Fill out their forms with the client/s and then back to the job at hand at 8.30 ??

You sick puppy.... sick puppy.....

 

[Happy2]

You sick puppy.... sick puppy.....

Sick ?
It was just a query
As I am people person and care about what the common people are doing
His XLNC and I enjoy keeping a benevolent eye up in you all

 

[Phoebe]

Sick ?
It was just a query
As I am people person and care about what the common people are doing
His XLNC and I enjoy keeping a benevolent eye up in you all

I see... we all needing rescued ..... I see....

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

Done the paper one last night had it done by the time I made a coffee and drank it...... I work in IT too, and even I knew that system would crash as IBM built the f-ing thing...

I was trying to do the right thing by not wasting all that paper.

 

[Happy2]

I was trying to do the right thing by not wasting all that paper.

Sounds good But I'm sure they printed a few million any way to save money by buying in bulk
Once they've finished they'll be shredded along with the few that were sent out and bugger all paper saved

 

[bepp]

HEY feebz I got shitcanned for deviating from a thread about this subject on a others thread ...now its my turn

if you wanna talk about "sick pjppies"
start a new thread OK!!!!!

 

[Phoebe]

HEY feebz I got shitcanned for deviating from a thread about this subject on a others thread ...now its my turn

if you wanna talk about "sick pjppies"
start a new thread OK!!!!!

You are barking up the wrong tree....

 

[Phoebe]

I was trying to do the right thing by not wasting all that paper.

Hmmm I have worked at parliament house the amount of waste there is a joke... who cares if they dont..

 

[Happy2]

Hmmm I have worked at parliament house the amount of waste there is a joke... who cares if they dont..

Good to see someone worked in parliament

 

[bepp]

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You are barking up the wrong tree....

no amount of grovelling will b enuff

 

[Phoebe]

no amount of grovelling will b enuff

Unlike you bepp I am loved on here...

 

[Phoebe]

Good to see someone worked in parliament

some days I did.... 40 hours on the job, but probably only did 10 hours real work.... working for aussie govt is like working for the dole but in a suit...

 

[bepp]

Unlike you bepp I am loved on here...

please xplain more information required

 

[Phoebe]

please xplain

Means I get more leeway than most....

 

[bepp]

That much

 

[Happy2]

Means I get more leeway than most....

Leeway only goes so far and stops abruptly

 

[Phoebe]

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That much

Leeway and a bit of cash helps....

Leeway only goes so far and stops abruptly

Noose the only knot you need to learn how to tie...

 

[Jimmy long]

some days I did.... 40 hours on the job, but probably only did 10 hours real work.... working for aussie govt is like working for the dole but in a suit...

Reminds me of the line from "Wogs out of work", where he goes, "so working for the government is just like being on the dole, you pretend to look busy so that you can get paid"

 

[Phoebe]

Reminds me of the line from "Wogs out of work", where he goes, "so working for the government is just like being on the dole, you pretend to look busy so that you can get paid"

MATE my last govt job that was the ultimate lark...... l

 

[Ranjeeh]

Hmmm I have worked at parliament house the amount of waste there is a joke... who cares if they dont..

You worked at Parliament house? You must have been the odd one out.

 

[Jimmy long]

haha. now even TS has gone offline, I wonder if they got hacked from China as well?

 

[Happy2]

You worked at Parliament house? You must have been the odd one out.

So is the nickname for Parliament The iron lung ?

 

[bepp]

MATE my last govt job that was the ultimate lark...... l

why did u leave? did u pi$$ everyone off there also

 

[Nomansland]

Originally leeway was the distance a sailing ship moved sideways due to the pressure of the wind. (Windward the side facing the wind and leeward the side away from the wind) When plotting your course you had to calculate how much leeway was needed to be safe. As the ship of state sails on in the winds of public opinion we need to keep a sharp eye on how much leeway is being claimed. As for the census you should read the official statements from the ABS prior to comment to get the whole picture.