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Caught with erection

david28

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The other day at work I had a massive erection going for some reason then I had a lady customer come in.

She did notice the buldge in my pants and then looked at me then smiled. I was a bit embarresed but she seemed to be fine and didn't say anything further.

Mainly wanted ladies opinion to see if you have ever caught a guy with a hard on and if so what was your reaction, was it awkward?

How would you react if it was really obvious.
 
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Tania Admin

Women look at mens bulges more often than than you think. It's hard not to when they are just there,,the smaller ones not so much, the larger ones stand out (pun intended) a bit like men with women's breasts I guess.
 
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If you're shy and don't want to confront them, then you can make hand gestures towards your penis and inquisitive expressions.
 
Rochelle

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Tania said:
If it was big i would smile and say something to make him stay hard when i left (just cause i can) ...........would laugh and say something like "you must be kidding".........:eek:

If it was a little one i would giggle (i wouldnt be able to help it)..............I would most likely not even notice it..........I am not very observant when it comes to small "items"

If it was my husband I would put up a Back in 15 minutes sign and lock the door.....
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........ahhhhhh now that is interesting........what can happen in 15 min.........:D
 
Master Yoda

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What if it was a fat italian guy in a chef hat serving snags at a nudist colony with a boner?
 
glen

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I took a V pill in readiness for a punt. I guess with the anticipation and the pill I had a delightful time walking through the shopping centre where I stopped off on the way. I don't think any of the girls noticed. But after reading Tania's post perhaps they did.
 
Master Yoda

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I was once on an Xray table in my jocks. The 2 technicians were gorgeous. I tried to contain my thoughts. But as I said....I tried. The more I tried not to crack a fat..........


And it was in the days of tiny little briefs. .......

Didn't go well.
 
homer

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Pour a bucket of ice in there buddy. Your best diffuser for the situation.
 
david28

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How good would it be if you were caught with a erection by a attractive female and they offered to help you out. I guess that kinf of thing only happens in porn movies right?
 
TheCock

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Tania said:
If it was big i would smile and say something to make him stay hard when i left (just cause i can)

If it was a little one i would giggle (i wouldnt be able to help it)
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And again we come to Bigger is Better!!!! Now what is big and little to you?
 
Ginger Spice

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I think its important to not to make a big deal about it... I look at it once, I know its there. I just pretend its not.

Its not embarrassing, in fact its kind of like a compliment.
 
homer

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Ginger Spice said:
I think its important to not to make a big deal about it... I look at it once, I know its there. I just pretend its not.

Its not embarrassing, in fact its kind of like a compliment.
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You could've gone, "Aww, what a cute little puppy waiting for its ride."
 
westy

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homer said:
It's as easy as finding Unicorns, it's called a fantasy.
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Homy, I refer you to this websites version of a unicorn on the reinbow pony butt plug thread........see they do exist:p
 
homer

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westy said:
Homy, I refer you to this websites version of a unicorn on the reinbow pony butt plug thread........see they do exist:p
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But Westy old boy that plug only turns one into a prancing pony. You need a male specie to sit on yer head with a pole to be the unicorn.
 
westy

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homer said:
But Westy old boy that plug only turns one into a prancing pony. You need a male specie to sit on yer head with a pole to be the unicorn.
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I bow to your wisdom and sage advice - but it sounds more like a push-me/pull-you to me!
 
drew69er

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Yes well it happened to me last night... going for a walk after I got home from a 12 hour shift...
See the problem is that I dont wear jocks and my sports shorts a quite thin. Its actually very comfortable but if I start getting a bulge down there my knob rubs just the right way on my shorts and bam - a full on roger.
So as you could imagine, im powerwalking looking at at Lana's beautiful erotic photos and fuck me I had a hard on that was like a solid rod!
Im pretty sure alot of passing cars noticed my awkward walk!
Only if I could tap that smoking hot girl next door. Maybe I should crack a fat in the front yard one day!
 
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Tania Admin

One of the pluses about being a woman. No-one can tell when I'm having one of those moments,,though the smile perhaps could be a give away ;)
 
Happy2

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Maybe not quite the same But as a 13-14 yr old As most blokes know a hard on can and will happen wherever and whenever it damn well wants I had just got to the end of the 5mtre diving board when Ptwing Up he rose Faster than HP's Jolly Roger Turned to go back but people were climbing the ladder So to the edge of the board Hands to the boardies and hug the beast to my belly and do a tin soldier Thinking do not let go a bellyflop is pain a cock flop may be a tad worse
The cold water soon cooled his ardour anyway
 
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