Career reignited

[Mary Anne PA]

Heloo cherubs, how i hate this damp weather.It makes my piles twitch and my old bones ache...
I am thinking of going back on the game.....yes me poppits.I need a little bit of extra dosh for my next trip abroad...also i need to get my heart rate up.. I have also had my pace maker updated all the way from America i feel quite spritely.
My doc has given me some knew whoremoan tablets {excuse the wording could not resist}i feel so sexy and perky.
I am looking for clients well into there sixties and up to eighty.I do not Greek....for obvious reasons.And provide a sensual massage,and oral with or with out my false teeth.
All you old buggers please make sure you got some viagra if you cant get it up , i am not wasting time tugging a worn worm if she broke.Please note all my old regulars are welcome except you grandad annaconda your just too big..
Looking forward to hearing from you again ,my old number has been reactivated...

Taraa Phanny Vergeena Doubtfire




Ps please insure you are fully insured , as i have none i am not carrying you out the front should you have a suuden heart attack and keel over dead.

 

[Mary Anne PA]

welcome back baby cheeks... tweak tweak

 

[svengali]

Welcome back, Phanny ( if you will excuse the familiarity?)

I look forward to seeing your pic on the Langtrees dateline site.;D

 

[viking32]

funny fanny ,,lol..

 

[Mary Anne PA]

Rules Of Engagement

Thanks possums for those very kind words...I would also like to remind all my prospective clients that the below rules should apply.


HAVE ALL NAILS CUT AND CLEAN
CLEAN HANDS
CLEAN BODY
CLEAN FEET
SHAVED BACK
SHAVED BALLS AND PENIS WOULD BE NICE PARTICULARY IF YOUR GRAY
CLEAN TEETH....MOUTH WASH ..BAD BREATH NOT A TURN ON
GOOD ANTI ODOUR CHEMICALS
ALWAYS EXPECT TO WEAR A CONDOM
ZERO TOLLERANCE FOR DRUNK OR DRUGGED UP CLIENTS
PLEASE DO NOT ASK TO TAKE ME OUT AFTER HOURS MY REFUSAL MAY OFFEND
NO BAD LANGUAGE EXCEPT ON ORGASM
PLEASE THANK ME FOR YOUR TIME
STRICTLY CASH .. RECEIPT WILL BE GIVEN ON REQUEST.
NO MONEY BACK GARANTEE
STRICTLY NO ANAL
I KEEP A BASEBALL BAT UNERNEATH MY BED AND HAIR SPRAY IN THE EYES CAN BE PAINFULL.I USED TO DO WRESTLING BE CAREFUL OF MY HEAD LOCK ANY MONKEY BUSINESS I WILL TIE YOU HEAD BETWEEN THE BARS OF THE BED AND FIST FUCK YOU FOR HUMILATION.

THANKS POPPITS


PHANNY DOUBTFIRE

PLEASE NOTE IN NO WAY DO THESE RULES APPLY FOR MIZZ KENWORTHY'S ESTABLISHEMENTS SHE HAS HER OWN.

 

[niftynev57]

Good rules

Pranny,

Just common sence, desencey and respect or a erotic professional.

Altough a shaved back is a whisker hash.

Keep smiling

 

[dazzaok]

I love your rules

How there,

I love you rules.

Do you have a contact number so i can meet up with you.

How much do you charge?

 

[mistermeister]

Hahaha shaved back.. my horrible future. :*(

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Good luck, I noticed at the ping pong bar last night at least 2 70 year olds one offered me the night for 100 Baht about $4 LOL
I think you forgot no spunking on your body, can't afford the tissues.LOL
PS Don't forget to offer your best makeup tip on the cross dressers board.

 

[Perthfun]

70!!
Wow , who said there was no life in an old dog.
I would be scared she would die under me ;D

Or even worse, she would die on top of me...
K

 

[Mary Anne PA]

loosing my marbles

70!!
Wow , who said there was no life in an old dog.
I would be scared she would die under me ;D

Or even worse, she would die on top of me.

Yes young man somebody would "die"...it would be you, my bony old arse would be grinding that tired old vienna sausauge of yours.Infact my arse would cover your nostrils , i can assure you my flatulance is is no longer fresh, its old and musty and full of moisture.Perhaps your into that suffocation type stuff it may even turn you on.

I am a very fit old duck, sorbelene cream is all i use, it keeps the old skin like shiny leather...no need for that fancy stuff.
I use a mixture of Old Spice and Chanel number five ..the old spice gives it an exotic aroma.



I walk my dog five miles a day and take an over seventies dance class twice a week.

I am really great with my brolly it can be a dangerous weapon...and my hand bag is full of marbles ...keeps it heavy great when thumping a victim on the head. i keep the marbles in my bag to remind me that i am insane....hence "loosing my marbles"


Phanny