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Lord Spikey

Here is an idea for a new massage shop

Name: Capitals
Ladies: staffed by ladies from different countries.
Ladies Names: ladies carry the name of the capital city of the countries they represent.
Outfits: Ladies are dressed in the national costume of the country they represent.
Benefits: if you can speak a sentence in the language of the represented country, the ladies will take off all their clothes and massage you naked.

What do you think?

PS. If anybody takes this up, I want a royalty, savi?
 

Rochelle

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Sir Cruiser

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Here is an idea for a new massage shop

Name: Capitals
Ladies: staffed by ladies from different countries.
Ladies Names: ladies carry the name of the capital city of the countries they represent.
Outfits: Ladies are dressed in the national costume of the country they represent.
Benefits: if you can speak a sentence in the language of the represented country, the ladies will take off all their clothes and massage you naked.

What do you think?

PS. If anybody takes this up, I want a royalty, savi?
So you pay for a massage but if you cannot speak the lingo, she stays dressed? Nope, don't think that will catch on
 
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XLNC

Whatever happened to FREE love?
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I'd want to meet Miss Bangkok and Miss Freetown, representing two of my favourite things. :D
 

homer

Doh!
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Brilliant idea, I can see punters flooding onto google to learn a phrase or two in foreign languages. Pretty educational to say the least.
 
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Lord Spikey

Brilliant idea, I can see punters flooding onto google to learn a phrase or two in foreign languages. Pretty educational to say the least.

Exactly. Isn't this exactly what some Australians need? To get over their racial phobias?
Become more multi-cultural?
Then little dark skinned Asians, like me, won't feel so alienated.
 

Jaz

European traveller extraordinaire!
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Hey. Why aren't you asleep? Or preparing to get wet today?

Preparing to get wet today? What's so special about today? I don't usually need to prepare before I get wet... Perhaps a little grooming.... Wait, I'm not sure what we are talking about!

I'm in Singapore right now, heading to Kota Kinabalu in a few hours :) Your Maori is impressive.... But makes no sense to me, did you make something up? Or use Google translate weirdly? ;)
 

Jaz

European traveller extraordinaire!
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Oh as for not being asleep: I was out becoming more cultured with street food :)
 
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Lord Spikey

Preparing to get wet today? What's so special about today? I don't usually need to prepare before I get wet... Perhaps a little grooming.... Wait, I'm not sure what we are talking about!

I'm in Singapore right now, heading to Kota Kinabalu in a few hours :) Your Maori is impressive.... But makes no sense to me, did you make something up? Or use Google translate weirdly? ;)

Jaz, where is you mind??? Of course I am talking about getting wet in the ocean. What did you think I meant?
I agree that Singapore is not necessarily the best chose of destination for scuba diving. There would most probably be quite an oil slick to contend with.

Incidentally, a local Perth dive shop has bumper stickers to give away. One says "Are you wet, yet" and the other says "have you been down lately".

The street food in Singapore is fabulous and I hope you found something nice to eat.

My Maori is compliments of Google Translate. It is supposed to say Good morning beautiful Jasmin. Please take off your clothes for the massage.

I hope you are enjoying yourself and experiencing lots. Wish I could have come with you... I need a holiday
 

Sir Cruiser

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Jaz, where is you mind??? Of course I am talking about getting wet in the ocean. What did you think I meant?
I agree that Singapore is not necessarily the best chose of destination for scuba diving. There would most probably be quite an oil slick to contend with.

Incidentally, a local Perth dive shop has bumper stickers to give away. One says "Are you wet, yet" and the other says "have you been down lately".

The street food in Singapore is fabulous and I hope you found something nice to eat.

My Maori is compliments of Google Translate. It is supposed to say Good morning beautiful Jasmin. Please take off your clothes for the massage.

I hope you are enjoying yourself and experiencing lots. Wish I could have come with you... I need a holiday
I thought you just got back from holiday Lord Spikey, oh hang on, that's right, you had s bug, well you can pop in to see cyclone for a cup of coffee to make you feel better
 
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Lord Spikey

I thought you just got back from holiday Lord Spikey, oh hang on, that's right, you had s bug, well you can pop in to see cyclone for a cup of coffee to make you feel better

I did just get back from Europe a couple of weeks ago. That was not a holiday, but work related.
The bug, I have had for almost a week and a half.

I saw Cyclone yesterday, but no coffee was offered. Am I disappointed? You could say that, but I will live.
 

Sir Cruiser

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I did just get back from Europe a couple of weeks ago. That was not a holiday, but work related.
The bug, I have had for almost a week and a half.

I saw Cyclone yesterday, but no coffee was offered. Am I disappointed? You could say that, but I will live.
Sorry Lord Spikey, you know i was just joshing. I would be honoured to buy you a cup of coffee when we next meet.
 

Rochelle

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Kia Ora, I'm Wellington...

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it as "Bonjour, Je m'appelle Paris" does it? ;)
Oh dear.....been there done it.......Wellington is great on a good day....unfortunately they (the good days) are rare. Lived there for 10 years......after my first winter I did give up on an umbrella.......and on the hope that there might be less wind and rain at some stage. Don't take me wrong ........I love Wellington.........on a great day best place to be ;)
 
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Phoebe

Some Village lost an Idiot!
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Here is an idea for a new massage shop

Name: Capitals
Ladies: staffed by ladies from different countries.
Ladies Names: ladies carry the name of the capital city of the countries they represent.
Outfits: Ladies are dressed in the national costume of the country they represent.
Benefits: if you can speak a sentence in the language of the represented country, the ladies will take off all their clothes and massage you naked.

What do you think?

PS. If anybody takes this up, I want a royalty, savi?

America may have the white house. But Germany has this house. Why does Germany do sex so well and professional ??? This is a serious place where by one could become very at home in....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascha_(brothel)
 
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