Jasmine Malika
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WL what’s a crazy reason why you had to cancel a booking
WL what’s a crazy reason why you had to cancel a booking
. WTFA crazy reason why I had to cancel a booking, is during the shower before the booking started the client was pooping in it, didn’t bother cleaning himself afterwards
After many drinks at the royal hotel one Friday i put on my sunglasses and walked into a brothell with a blind persons cane I found earlier that day and tried to use monopoly money they realised that I was not blind when caught checking out the girls tits n arses they were good and treated like a joke as it was.I cancelled one when I had just started in the industry because he tried paying with fake $50s.. was adamant I was crazy and they were real I was paranoid bla bla... Handed his fake money back and picked my phone up to contact my security person & boom he left. Maybe he genuinely thought they were real but I doubt it very much. One or two yes fair enough they can be in circulation occasionally but not the whole amount.
After many drinks at the royal hotel one Friday, i put on my sunglasses and walked into a brothell with a blind persons cane I found earlier that day and then tried to use monopoly money.I cancelled one when I had just started in the industry because he tried paying with fake $50s.. was adamant I was crazy and they were real I was paranoid bla bla... Handed his fake money back and picked my phone up to contact my security person & boom he left. Maybe he genuinely thought they were real but I doubt it very much. One or two yes fair enough they can be in circulation occasionally but not the whole amount.
A crazy reason why I had to cancel a booking, is during the shower before the booking started the client was pooping in it, didn’t bother cleaning himself afterwards
I could not deal with this at all.A crazy reason why I had to cancel a booking, is during the shower before the booking started the client was pooping in it, didn’t bother cleaning himself afterwards
Oh yes the good definitely outweighs the bad <33WLs really do deal with the good, bad and ugly.
I’d hope the bad and ugly are few and far between because that’s just disgusting.
That what I did lolThat's discusting I would had him thrown out for that.
Yeh that’s sus of him carrying fake money aroundI cancelled one when I had just started in the industry because he tried paying with fake $50s.. was adamant I was crazy and they were real I was paranoid bla bla... Handed his fake money back and picked my phone up to contact my security person & boom he left. Maybe he genuinely thought they were real but I doubt it very much. One or two yes fair enough they can be in circulation occasionally but not the whole amount.
Just when I thought I’d heard everything…A crazy reason why I had to cancel a booking, is during the shower before the booking started the client was pooping in it, didn’t bother cleaning himself afterwards
That’s funny, would appreciate it if a client of mine did a funny gag like that( but Ofc pay me w real money later haha)After many drinks at the royal hotel one Friday, i put on my sunglasses and walked into a brothell with a blind persons cane I found earlier that day and then tried to use monopoly money.
They realised that I was not blind when caught checking out the girls tits n arses.
They were good and treated like a joke as it was lucky for me.
Was then warned by the receptionist that this is a very serious crime and you can be charged for passing counterfeit money not to mention faking a blind person one of the no no's in any industry.
Always make sure I have real money so glad that they can take a joke.
That’s just the tip of the iceberg 🫣Just when I thought I’d heard everything…