Can you imagine his first sermon?
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colzilla
He was a crap actor. "Tough guy" who liked strap-ons
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colzilla
Fontana he was a strap on fan Mr2
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Ahoy;-
Fontana is married to former pornographic actress Liza Harper. Their daughter Diana, born in 2002, nearly died of a staph infection in 2003. This incident eventually led the couple to be more religious
Fontana is married to former pornographic actress Liza Harper. Their daughter Diana, born in 2002, nearly died of a staph infection in 2003. This incident eventually led the couple to be more religious
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Ahoy Bro H2, I would rather work with his wifey, and give her my Peg Leg;- Hmmmm My Porn name would of been Peg Leg Pete
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Ahoy;- The right One LOL
The Wifey, Liza Harper has be in 196 films
2007 Nominated
AVN Award Best Supporting Actress - Film To Die For (2006)
Best Sex Scene Coupling - Film To Die For (2006) Shared with:Kurt Lockwood
2005 Nominated
AVN Award Best Group Sex Scene - Video Tails from the Toilet (2004)
Shared with:
Rod Fontana
Nicki Hunter
Gia Jordan
Arnold Schwartzenpecker
Randy Spears
Tyler Wood
The Wifey, Liza Harper has be in 196 films
2007 Nominated
AVN Award Best Supporting Actress - Film To Die For (2006)
Best Sex Scene Coupling - Film To Die For (2006) Shared with:Kurt Lockwood
2005 Nominated
AVN Award Best Group Sex Scene - Video Tails from the Toilet (2004)
Shared with:
Rod Fontana
Nicki Hunter
Gia Jordan
Arnold Schwartzenpecker
Randy Spears
Tyler Wood
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colzilla
Same here captain. Liza Harper is a French supers##t
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Ahoy Bro Col, you are correct, she is a French and Yes what a F**K BUT;------I am still a Dita F**k Fan
Born:Meliza Therese Beranger
March 21, 1976 in Louviers, Haute-Normandie, France
and Yes she a Hottie
Born:Meliza Therese Beranger
March 21, 1976 in Louviers, Haute-Normandie, France
and Yes she a Hottie
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colzilla
Captain I know a sex worker who looks very familiar to Miss Harper... She even owns a Peugeot.
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Ahoy, that is great Col, ask her to put on a fake french assent and tell her a good Hump in her Peugeot would be a lot of Fun, go forth Bro, go for the Punt
Have a good Friday evening Bro Col
Have a good Friday evening Bro Col
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colzilla
Um! we're in a bit of a disagreement phase at the moment captain.
Liza and Rod seem a strange match.
You have too have a good weekend.
Liza and Rod seem a strange match.
You have too have a good weekend.
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Ahoy;- Bro Col I am just pulling your leg and having a little laugh, there is no hasel between us.
Anyway the couple does make sense, he was ex-military and came back to the USA assuming he would get an automatic job as a US Copper, that did not happen, due to a friend, he got into the Porn world, were he meet up with his now Wifey. Then he started to produce porn, off course his now wifey, was the star in each flick.
They both turn religious, had a kid, and now both are very religious.
I think its a bit funny, the porn stars now wish to run a church
Anyway the couple does make sense, he was ex-military and came back to the USA assuming he would get an automatic job as a US Copper, that did not happen, due to a friend, he got into the Porn world, were he meet up with his now Wifey. Then he started to produce porn, off course his now wifey, was the star in each flick.
They both turn religious, had a kid, and now both are very religious.
I think its a bit funny, the porn stars now wish to run a church
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Ahoy, good thinking H2, but it did`nt happen, I knew I was doing something wrong, always go by your first Gut feeling
Cheers Lads, Its RUM Time
Cheers Lads, Its RUM Time
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colzilla
Ahoy! I'm having a disagreement with the Liza Harper look alike... Not you.
Never had a problem with you captain. I've always liked talking to you...You are cool and my cyber pal.
Never had a problem with you captain. I've always liked talking to you...You are cool and my cyber pal.
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WOW......you sound like the Encyclopedia (or should I say 'GOOGLE' for everybody born after 1990)..........very educated for an old pirate. Looks like you have wireless internet on your ship
........even pirates can't hide from modern age.........
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What is a Sermon????
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colzilla
I worship at the altar of Mr Ca$h.
Happy2
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Johnny would be pleased you still care
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colzilla
Not that drunkard. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Gentleman
I think you'll find he will have a big following. The fact that he has changed his life drastically will be inspiration for others.
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Ahoy, I have to agree with you, I suspect they will have a large following. Youtube is full of interviews of x-porn stars telling the world how they found God, then off course they push a certain minister and church
Cheers and Pass the Rum
Cheers and Pass the Rum