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- History has shown that the sun will sometimes shine on an arsehole and some arsholes do develop melanomas . Shane Keith Warne, john sammy newman, charlie sheen the list could go on. The old saying every woman is a slut youve just got to ca t ch her in the right mood or perhaps the punching above your weight or whatever you d like to call it chance , luck who knows and who cares im just gonna call it bum sun.as I normally do whilst awake I was a bit toey and since id had a good day at bad apple autos I thought hey why not bang some hot thing. 1st try amie didnt reply,but she had a plane to catch so . So 2nd try was a brunette hottie who said yeah come round in an hour to the lovely chateau toorak and she did look hot but it didnt eventuate as ive severe reactions go bedbugs (refer sick pensioners) and it was over an hour and a half when she was still 35 minutes away. I called past mckenzies and they were very light on (or turn the light off) for staff.checked whos on now for langtrees but the bucket lister wasnt on so I checked esquire and saw that the lovely summer was on and in summer is a great place to be. So worst case stuck in the summer rain id be happy with that. But at intro time you guessed it bum sun in the form of a spunky little 21yo beach baby blonde and summer wasnt in a lineup that had a couple potential bucket listers. Now this blonde whos name I just cant recall had nearly all the blonde sex goddess traits particularly the intellegence as in the first couple of minutes conversing the feline had escaped. Yes in town for work over the weekend and earning a bit on the side. Thanking the bum sun god I devoured his offering and can now cross sexpo babe of that bucket list.and just to prove that ive a fair chance of severe melanomas I had a bad car accident the next morning which both parties walked away wit h some bruising and I havent yet been accused of driving under the influence of bumsun