Best and worst present you could buy a fellow forum member

[Happy2]

You are going to buy a present for 3 fellow talkinsexians
1 good present
1 shocker
I will start with HP
Best A bottle of 100 year old rum
Shocker We know he loves cruising so a cruise on the Ruby Princess

Rochelle
Best
Bottles lots of bottles of classy red wine
Shocker A Renault
Tania
Best a nice plot in Darwin
Shocker A bikini holiday in Hobart mid winter

How well you know your fellow weirdo's

Over to you

 

[Night Owl Ciao]

@Phoebe
Best - a bottle of French perfume & lingerie
Worst - a can of Impulse deodorant & a pair of old lady underpants from Kmart

 

[HappyPirate]

Sharon Starr
Best;- Gucci, Black leather shoulder bag
Shocker;- A woolies plastic grocery bag

Mistress Lana
Best;- A Holiday with a Male and Female Porn Star in Paris for a week
Shocker;- At work for a week with no-Internet Access.

Madam Jacqui
Best;- Free Dinning at 5 Star Restaurants for a Month
Shocker;- 1 McDonald`s Voucher

 

[Happy2]

Sharon Starr
Best;- Gucci, Black leather shoulder bag
Shocker;- A woolies plastic grocery bag

Mistress Lana
Best;- A Holiday with a Male and Female Porn Star in Paris for a week
Shocker;- At work for a week with no-Internet Access.

Madam Jacqui
Best;- Free Dinning at 5 Star Restaurants for a Month
Shocker;- 1 McDonald`s Voucher

My missus without porn access
The sky would fall in HP

 

[HappyPirate]

My missus without porn access
The sky would fall in HP

Yeah I agree, a very Sad Mistress Lana

 

[Happy2]

@Phoebe
Best a business class ticket to Europe
Worst a Manchester United belt buckle

 

[HappyPirate]

@Phoebe
Best a business class ticket to Europe
Worst a Manchester United belt buckle

Its way to easy to pick---On......….Phoebe
Phoebe
Best;- Woman's Day Magazine Subscription
Shocker;- Bunnings catalodge

 

[Happy2]

Farm boy

Best $1000 voucher for langtrees

Worst a $2000 voucher that expires next week

 

[Night Owl Ciao]

@ozwarlock67
Best - A self help book on how to influence people & make friends.
Worst - A self help book on how to influence people & make friends

 

[Phoebe]

@Happy2
Best: A New Harvester
Worst: Essendon FC life membership!

 

[Phoebe]

Its way to easy to pick---On......….Phoebe
Phoebe
Best;- Woman's Day Magazine Subscription
Shocker;- Bunnings catalodge

Hey , YOU get some good recipes from that mag.

 

[Happy2]

@Happy2
Best: A New Harvester
Worst: Essendon FC life membership!

Well that was just plain Mean

 

[Tania Admin]

@Happy2
Best: A nice tie
Shocker: A carton of Emu Export

@Phoebe
Best: A pair of Jimmy Choo heels
Shocker: Tickets to wrestling

@Mrs Langtrees
Best: An Orange Croc Handbag
Shocker: A can of Spam

 

[Phoebe]

What else does a person need..

 

[Happy2]

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What else does a person need..

They must be a bitch for you to wear on those urinals with the metal grate Eh FeeBee.?

 

[HappyPirate]

I need to apologise to Phoebe...……………………………………...
so here a nice pair of Owl Slippers, for you to wear.

 

[richm]

I need to apologise to Phoebe...……………………………………...
so here a nice pair of Owl Slippers, for you to wear.

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LGBTQ+ friendly too ...

 

[Phoebe]

They must be a bitch for you to wear on those urinals with the metal grate Eh FeeBee.?

I sit to pee.... but thanks for your OH&S message!

 

[Happy2]

I sit to pee.... but thanks for your OH&S message!

I know I'm going to regret asking but
OH&S ?

 

[Phoebe]

I know I'm going to regret asking but
OH&S ?

Occupation Health and Safety...

 

[Happy2]

Mrs Langtrees
Best
A huge packet of Great tasting Non fattening lollies

Worst


Yummm

 

[Happy2]

For Brenda the driver
Best gift

A nice comfy car to deliver her charges in style


Worst gift

The new delivery vehicle for winter

 

[Miss Monique]

For @Happy2

Best

And the worst

 

[Happy2]

Best present Happy Pirate a nice snifter of Rum


Worst present
Healthy pure and clean water

 

[HappyPirate]

A lovely present for Happy2.....................................
A deluxe straw hat.....................................................
Now be a good fellow and go to church on Sunday.

 

[Scaldcrow]

I see two hats. One for each head?

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Gee you have missed me out

 

[Happy2]

Mrs Langtrees
Best present
1 night with


Worst present
2 nights with

 

[HappyPirate]

Mrs Langtrees
Best present
1 night with
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Worst present
2 nights with
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[Happy2]

Best present for Long hair
A haircut with


Worst present
A haircut by