Balls thread ordered by bepp...
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That's a rather big red ball, and like 99.9% of cricket balls ever handled your ball will be handled by other men........
and hopefully like all other cricket balls that will get hit out of the park over square leg..... never to be seen again......
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Perhaps these are more fitting we know you like Blondes
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Here's a story about a bitch who has collected a thousand balls from bushes and such:
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/feisty-te...om-bushes-since-he-was-a-puppy-101351460.html (might be transgender: starts out as a he, ends up as a she... maybe he lost the two balls that really mattered)
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/feisty-te...om-bushes-since-he-was-a-puppy-101351460.html (might be transgender: starts out as a he, ends up as a she... maybe he lost the two balls that really mattered)
Happy2
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I trust you aren't calling our beloved HBF a dog ,your XLNC
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Why, I don't know. Perhaps. What's an HBF, sir?
Happy2
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HBF ? Oh its just a friendly abbreviation of our great fellow forumite Phoebes full title
Hairy Balled Feminist
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You love me dont you Happy2?
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He does
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He does
He loves XLNC, and Your good-self too, maybe he needs to become Australia's first polygamist gay bitch........ so there is a abbreviation there for him PGB......
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Maybe he needs to check his HBF insurance and see if it covers eye checkups... Happy2 is NOT my type, he s a farmer for gods sake, hates cities, drives a beaten up Magna Wagon, AKA BMW...... and lives in the middle of no where........ really hes the one that John west did reject!!!
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Give me a good shovel and I shall show you how "deep" and I can dig holes very well and quick especially in western Australian sand........ I am thinking somewhere in the region of 12 feet would be an appropriate depth for him.....
Happy2
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Maybe maybe
Does your dad own a brewery?
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So you think your way to my precious heart is through a middy glass ? nice I feel loved .....
Have ewe used that pick up line often and if so how successful is it?
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sounds like u'd fit in real well on the farm shovelling out manure n digging post holes
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Happy2
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I haven't had a middy of amber fluid since Adam was a lad
Pints are the container of choice
As for the question
Does your Father own a brewery? It has nowt to do with drinks really
It is a quaint way of asking if you F*** on a 1st date
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I haven't had a middy of amber fluid since Adam was a lad
Pints are the container of choice
As for the question
Does your Father own a brewery? It has nowt to do with drinks really
It is a quaint way of asking if you F*** on a 1st date
I fu*k on 1st dates.... yes I do.....
Happy2
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You Tart!!I fu*k on 1st dates.... yes I do.....
Give He/r a call Beep
You'll be in like Flynn
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Do you or do you keep them on "hold" .... its 2016 who doesn't f*ck on 1st dates, come on..... The one that you let get away will be the one you dream of in your rocking chair on the back porch in your twilight years, something I think you must be doing right about now hey Happy2...
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nah sHE'll more than likely b covered in sHEep dung n lanolin