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Zeus

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The vicar hospitalised with a potato up his bum

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A clumsy vicar was hospitalised in Sheffield after getting a potato stuck up his bum, but it was definitely not due to a sex game.
Nurse Trudi Watson said: ‘He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.’
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The guy who had sex with his girlfriend’s dog

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A teenager avoided jail after filming himself having sex with his girlfriend’s pet dog called Rudi.

Wayne Bryson’s girlfriend found the shocking footage on his mobile phone. A court heard it ‘was 30 seconds of madness’.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/20/bizar...ge-sex-incidents-you-couldnt-make-up-4734035/
 
juddy

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Kramer: Have you ever *met* a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very
good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away.
*Plant* yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've
ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* something
up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in
the same way:
"It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
 
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