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Avoid this place

wombat61

Bronze Member
Had the misfortune of finding myself in Northbridge today. It was never that great in there but it's certainly taken a turn for the worse ....... but I digree.
Found myself feeling in need of some "help" so went into the massage place above the Adult stores in James street.
Seen by an older masseuse, apparently no one else there. So, I thought okay, I'm feeling a bit at a loose end, so I took a chance.
The massage started out good and was easing some sore muscles on my back and neck so all good.
Then another punter wandered in, and she went out to see him (I could hear his voice, so I knew it was a him).
After about 5 minutes of loud discussion, not once did she say to come back, she wanders in and says I'll be back in 5 minutes. No thank you, I'm here and starting to relax. He can wait.
She walks off, next thing I know I can here the slop, slop, slop of a very oily handie going on in the next room. Well that did it for me, up and out of there thank you very much. I'll be ringing the owners tomorrow to lodge a complaint, if I can get hold of them.
Dodge this place guys.
I don't normally review but this experience was so bad I had to.
In fact, I find the whole "scene" has gone way downhill in last few years.
 

Obbie

Legend Member
Had that happen once in guildford . Was getting a great massage when old mate came in and next thing hear some moaning from outside . Got up got dressed as I walked out saw my money still on the table . Took half my $$ back. Ripped open the door on the other room and told them both to get fucked and walked out .
 

Channelle

Legend Member
Had that happen once in guildford . Was getting a great massage when old mate came in and next thing hear some moaning from outside . Got up got dressed as I walked out saw my money still on the table . Took half my $$ back. Ripped open the door on the other room and told them both to get fucked and walked out .

I knew I'd find out who it was sooner or later.


(Only joking)
 

mateS

Silver Member
Had that happen once in guildford . Was getting a great massage when old mate came in and next thing hear some moaning from outside . Got up got dressed as I walked out saw my money still on the table . Took half my $$ back. Ripped open the door on the other room and told them both to get fucked and walked out .
Im impressed you left half your dollars there. Seems a fair call!
 

Wooper

Legend Member
Yeh had something similiar ages ago at Collins health massage, had who I think was the owner and had very 50/50 with her as she wanted you to finish quick so she said what about getting another girl ? So I agreed and she goes to the next room and pulls the lady out who was already with a guy and brings her in for four hand and 2 min in I’m getting the quick quick which just makes me lose focus and then they stop and the other girl goes back to the room coz I took too long and she needed to finish off that guy which I say I’ve paid for four hand so what’s going on to which she just goes back to massaging me normally then awhile later the other lady comes back in and they start again. Felt bad for the other bloke too as they fucked us both around and if I was him I woulda been pissed
 

Wooper

Legend Member
Had a couple times also where I’ve booked a lady ahead only to get there and they’ve just given her to someone else which Tans was terrible for.
Also had a lady I chose or booked and half way through a massage someone else requested them so they’ve tried to bail to go see another customer and leave me with someone else which ended up just making me come off as an ass for denying that
 

ro53r

Gold Member
Had a couple times also where I’ve booked a lady ahead only to get there and they’ve just given her to someone else which Tans was terrible for.
Also had a lady I chose or booked and half way through a massage someone else requested them so they’ve tried to bail to go see another customer and leave me with someone else which ended up just making me come off as an ass for denying that
recently had a bad massage at elite in Burswood don’t know girls name but I’ll remember her it was basically straight for Hj no massage .
wouldnt mind if your just paying for hj wont be going back.
and actually tan’s has been good for me last few visits especially hom 😉
 

C7Vol

Gold Member
recently had a bad massage at elite in Burswood don’t know girls name but I’ll remember her it was basically straight for Hj no massage .
wouldnt mind if your just paying for hj wont be going back.
and actually tan’s has been good for me last few visits especially hom 😉
Personally, I don't mind having the HJ nearer to the beginning and then having some more massage to finish off the booking time. However, if she considers the booking complete at the end of the HJ, then that is unacceptable.
 

CDSC

Gold Member
Had that happen once in guildford . Was getting a great massage when old mate came in and next thing hear some moaning from outside . Got up got dressed as I walked out saw my money still on the table . Took half my $$ back. Ripped open the door on the other room and told them both to get fucked and walked out .
LMAO ... wonder if she did?
 
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