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The Ruler
This is a serious suggestion for Mary Anne Kenworthy and an opportunity for her to make some more money.
Lots of magazines publish "average" information about men. Where does FHM get this information from ? Do they really measure mens vital bits ? And if so who does it ? Do the people conducting these surveys get the participants to have a shower first ? Of course not, these magazines just make up some drool !!
My suggestion is to create a new business entitled "Langtrees Institute of Sexual Research"
When customers come to Langtrees for sex they would have the opportunity to participate in the research program. After showering the service providers would ask the clients if they wanted to participate and would get the clients to sign a "Privacy Act Consent Form". The service providers would then measure the tool and obtain all of its vital details such as length, width, etc. They would record this information.
Assuming that there is an average of 10 service providers working every day and that only 2 clients agreed to participate then over 7000 measurements would be collected in twelve months.
The information thus gathered would be analysed by Fysh in the back office and probably summarised in an Excel Spreadsheet. Mary Anne would then write up some sort of commentary and provide an analysis of what can be learned from this information.
The resulting article would be a sensation and would be eagerly published by magazines such as GQ, FHM, Loaded, Penthouse, Hustler, etc and this would provide a useful source of additional income.
How about it ....
Privacy Act (Follow on from Male Penile Erectile Idea)
After posting my idea for the formation of "Langtrees Institute of Sexual Research" I realised that I did not provide a suitable draft of the "Privacy Act Consent Form" which the service providers would need to get the clients to sign, so here goes .....
"Privacy Act 1988 Cth Consent Form"
The client agrees and understands that Langtrees of Perth, A Brothel, collects, stores, retrieves and analyses information about the physical characteristics of its clients. This information is collected, collated and stored for the purpose of research which is used to further the knowledge of women. It is understood that following the collection, colation and disection of this information, that this information is published. This publication may be various means, including but not limited to, Electronic Publication, Written and Oral Means and any other future means.
.............Signed Client
Getting clients to sign these forms would be a fun task for the service providers and create quite a chuckle and talking point. The skills developed in this activity could be put to use later on in life by service providers if they chose future careers in Used Car or Real Estate Sales........
Lots of magazines publish "average" information about men. Where does FHM get this information from ? Do they really measure mens vital bits ? And if so who does it ? Do the people conducting these surveys get the participants to have a shower first ? Of course not, these magazines just make up some drool !!
My suggestion is to create a new business entitled "Langtrees Institute of Sexual Research"
When customers come to Langtrees for sex they would have the opportunity to participate in the research program. After showering the service providers would ask the clients if they wanted to participate and would get the clients to sign a "Privacy Act Consent Form". The service providers would then measure the tool and obtain all of its vital details such as length, width, etc. They would record this information.
Assuming that there is an average of 10 service providers working every day and that only 2 clients agreed to participate then over 7000 measurements would be collected in twelve months.
The information thus gathered would be analysed by Fysh in the back office and probably summarised in an Excel Spreadsheet. Mary Anne would then write up some sort of commentary and provide an analysis of what can be learned from this information.
The resulting article would be a sensation and would be eagerly published by magazines such as GQ, FHM, Loaded, Penthouse, Hustler, etc and this would provide a useful source of additional income.
How about it ....
Privacy Act (Follow on from Male Penile Erectile Idea)
After posting my idea for the formation of "Langtrees Institute of Sexual Research" I realised that I did not provide a suitable draft of the "Privacy Act Consent Form" which the service providers would need to get the clients to sign, so here goes .....
"Privacy Act 1988 Cth Consent Form"
The client agrees and understands that Langtrees of Perth, A Brothel, collects, stores, retrieves and analyses information about the physical characteristics of its clients. This information is collected, collated and stored for the purpose of research which is used to further the knowledge of women. It is understood that following the collection, colation and disection of this information, that this information is published. This publication may be various means, including but not limited to, Electronic Publication, Written and Oral Means and any other future means.
.............Signed Client
Getting clients to sign these forms would be a fun task for the service providers and create quite a chuckle and talking point. The skills developed in this activity could be put to use later on in life by service providers if they chose future careers in Used Car or Real Estate Sales........
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