Art of the Boob

[glitch69]

We all love boobs at one point or another in our lives. Who can resist when they, intentionally or not, peek out and say hi. I'm conducting a poll to find out when they say hi, which side you would consider to be the biggest turn on. Presenting,in no particular order, the options
The Cleavage

The Inner

The Side

The Under


And No entirely exposed boobs are not an option

Share a memoriable encounter you caused or observed... Yes, this applies to men too….don’t pretend …I’ve seen guys showing side boob in their gym gear.

To get the balls rolling, I’ll start……back when internet haven’t been invented yet, I was in middle school and we were taken on a school trip. Other details were hazy but I remember when we got off the ferry, there was this hot blonde in a t-shirt with large arm holes. There was this Marilyn Monroe moment (Yes, I’m that old) when the sea breeze blew across and this lady’s T-shirt just ballooned and as it turned out…she was not wearing a bra …..Side Boob Sighting!!!

. My buddies and I noticed and just kept walking parallel to her enjoying the view until the end of the jetty where we had to rejoin our class. To this day, I still wonder whether she knew that her puppies were saying hi and why 4 geeky guys were trailing her from the side with drool hanging out.

 

[Dallas]

The thing that does it for me is when a woman leans forward like a shop assistant etc in summer and she has a loose fitting top and it just hangs down a fraction... you actually can't see anything.. maybe a hint of cleavage if you're lucky but for reasons I don't know I just about have a melt down..... I don't have a fixation with woman's body parts or boobs, but this effect really takes my breath away.

 

[glitch69]

The thing that does it for me is when a woman leans forward like a shop assistant etc in summer and she has a loose fitting top and it just hangs down a fraction... you actually can't see anything.. maybe a hint of cleavage if you're lucky but for reasons I don't know I just about have a melt down..... I don't have a fixation with woman's body parts or boobs, but this effect really takes my breath away.

Totally agree with you dallas. It's the 'did I just see or did I not' that gets the blood flowing.

 

[Lord Spikey]

Side Boob, every time.
Looking at the poll results, I am not alone

 

[Happy2]

Love to catch glimpse of side boob

 

[Scottyy]

Side more over inner but still boobs either way

 

[Rochelle]

..............

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth]

Side boob every time

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[XLNC]

I am a traditionalist. While I appreciate a decent boob from any angle, classic cleavage trumps the rest for me, perhaps because I can visualise a little part of me lodged in there... And like Dallas, love the lean forward -- despite its inherent risk to the casual observer.

My most memorable cleavage caper was when my doctor's then receptionist was moving around the waiting room arranging cushions on the sofa, magazines on the coffee table, etc., constantly leaning forward in the process. She was wearing a loose-fitting blouse and I could see her D cups dangling like ripe melons ready for the plucking (very much like the first image above).

It was quite hypnotic: my eyes surreptitiously followed her around the room, dicing with discovery and embarrassment at any moment, because all she'd have to do was swivel her own eyeballs upward and I'd be busted like a horny schoolboy. Luckily, the dreaded moment never eventuated and I got a proper eyeful -- undoubtedly the best waiting room experience of all time for me.

 

[Zeus]

Side, under....who cares - they are always a joy to look at.

 

[Dallas]

Side boob every time

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Yes!!! a skateboard mmmmm. (ok trying to focus on the boob : ) I wonder if you can book a lady who will skate out in the lounge? this could be the ultimate extra : )

 

[AxeMan]

Side boob for sure.

Had an excellent example walking through the shopping centre a couple of months ago. Very fit young lady, loose fitting top, perfect angle. Made for a better than average trip to Woolworths

 

[homer]

I am an all rounder...

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Ladies...................Show US your BooBies
Boobie selfie........................Please , Pretty Please

 

[Happy2]

Ahoy;- Ladies...................Show US your BooBies
Boobie selfie........................Please , Pretty Please

Now Now HP No-one likes a needy, whiny Pirate

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- If I can get a BooBie selfie.........................Yes I will be a Whinny Pirate
"Ladies...................Show US your BooBies"
Boobie selfie........................Please, Please, Pretty Please....OMG Please

Now Now HP No-one likes a needy, whiny Pirate

 

[Happy2]

Alright ladies If you want to see

Whinny


You know what you have to do

 

[homer]

Ahoy;- Ladies...................Show US your BooBies
Boobie selfie........................Please , Pretty Please

Up to your no good self again eh...lol...well ladies tis time to tame this wild Hardly Working Happy Pirate on a peg leg with a show of appreciation.

 

[interested]

side boob fro me..

 

[Madam Tracey]

CLEAVAGE
(this is possibly the worlds longest cleavage)
Pierced nip.....nice touch
Like you need to draw extra attention!!

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[Zeus]

CLEAVAGE
(this is possibly the worlds longest cleavage)
Pierced nip.....nice touch
Like you need to draw extra attention!!

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I have seen milking cows with smaller udders.

 

[Madam Tracey]

 

[Madam Tracey]

I have seen milking cows with smaller udders.

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Ah...the udda udder...of course!

 

[svengali]

Yep, I will take whatever is on offer .

My favourite boob spotting memory was in a Hungry Jack's restaurant years ago. A pretty teenager was sitting two tables away, side-on to me leaning forwards with her elbows resting on the table. Her dress was sleeveless with quite wide armholes and because it was fairly loose-fitting her whole right boob was fully exposed from the side.

Funny thing was, I think I was the only one who noticed.

 

[Lord Spikey]

Yep, I will take whatever is on offer .

My favourite boob spotting memory was in a Hungry Jack's restaurant years ago. A pretty teenager was sitting two tables away, side-on to me leaning forwards with her elbows resting on the table. Her dress was sleeveless with quite wide armholes and because it was fairly loose-fitting her whole right boob was fully exposed from the side.

Funny thing was, I think I was the only one who noticed.

A special moment, Svengali. Treasure it always. They are few and far between

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Ladies...................Show US your BooBies
Boobie selfie........................Please , Pretty Please

 

[AxeMan]

A special moment, Svengali. Treasure it always. They are few and far between

These days not as few and far between. A good walk through a shopping centre on a Saturday arvo you're bound to cop an eyeful at least once. Well at least once the weather warms up again.

 

[Lord Spikey]

Ahoy;- Ladies...................Show US your BooBies
Boobie selfie........................Please , Pretty Please

Oh HP, I get the impression your request is going unheard.

Tell you what, I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Ladies...................Show US your BooBies
Boobie selfie........................Please , Pretty Please
One must keep trying

 

[AxeMan]

Is it just me or do the percentages in the poll add up to 141.6%? What gives...