Are you???

[billybones]

Are you or are you not more horny when you wake up??

I read somewhere that most men have a boner when they are in the middle of thier sleep.
What about women?
Apart from when they are with me, what is thier most horny time of the day?

 

[Perth boy]

Yep its mornings for me. Wake up a lot with a hard on.

I wish working girls started earlier.

 

[wingman]

It's normal to wake up hard, purely because of blood circulation patterns whilst sleeping. Not necessarily horny though.

 

[Demon]

Yep....................

 

[adamgreenwood]

It's normal to wake up hard, purely because of blood circulation patterns whilst sleeping. Not necessarily horny though.

whatever the cause it's still a shame to waste it.

 

[GHETTO FARMER]

IF YOU WANT ME TO BE:la:

 

[homer]

It's called the FBS...Full Bladder Syndrome.

 

[Demon]

Bettina Arndt (one of Australia's first sex therapists) once wrote:

Never waste a morning hard-on. She was saying this to women. How many women pay attention?

 

[Perth boy]

It's called the FBS...Full Bladder Syndrome.

Perth girl calls it MSB


massive sperm build up.

 

[Demon]

Perth girl calls it MSB


massive sperm build up.

Girls are good at curing that:icon_blow:icon_blow:icon_blow:la::la::la::-X:-X:-X

 

[Happy2]

I dont know if the term has changed gents but it was always called
'"A Morning Glory"
Much preferable to Full Bladder Syndrome To me anyway

 

[Happy2]

You are proud of your morning glory until you roll over tap the wife on the shoulder
She gives it one look rolls back and says "That reminds me you have to buy a tent pole for the pup tent"and goes straight back to sleep

 

[Demon]

What's really good about the condition is that it can be chronic. That means that there is no cure, but it needs daily treatment. The drug companies prefer chronic diseases as they need treatment for life.

So the chronic condition needs daily treatment from a beautiful woman.:la::la::la:

 

[Happy2]

What's really good about the condition is that it can be chronic. That means that there is no cure, but it needs daily treatment. The drug companies prefer chronic diseases as they need treatment for life.

So the chronic condition needs daily treatment from a beautiful woman.:la::la::la:

Only problem is what we want/need and what we get a very different things

 

[Perth boy]

Only problem is what we want/need and what we get a very different things

I think it was Mick Jagger that said

You can’t always get what you want.

 

[Happy2]

I think it was Mick Jagger that said

You can’t always get what you want.

But with his income. He can look for it in far more places than
than you or I

 

[that guy28]

Ah the mysteries of morning wood. I remember reading somewhere its an evolution thing, to stop you pissing while you sleep. However I've noticed if you're "gettin some" the morning wood backs off considerably. I'm gonna wikipedia it.

 

[that guy28]

"The cause of NPT (Nocturnal penile tumescence) is not known with certainty. Bancroft (2005) hypothesizes that the noradrenergic neurons of the locus ceruleus are inhibitory to penile erection, and that the cessation of their discharge that occurs during REM sleep may allow testosterone-related excitatory actions to manifest as NPT.[2]"

Ha, definitely understand all those words.

 

[Happy2]

"The cause of NPT (Nocturnal penile tumescence) is not known with certainty. Bancroft (2005) hypothesizes that the noradrenergic neurons of the locus ceruleus are inhibitory to penile erection, and that the cessation of their discharge that occurs during REM sleep may allow testosterone-related excitatory actions to manifest as NPT.[2]"

Ha, definitely understand all those words.

Clear as mud But thanks for the research

 

[Demon]

Only problem is what we want/need and what we get a very different things

Difference between a GFE and a wife?

 

[Rochelle]

LOL sometimes it gets me in the middle of the night while asleep and I wake up playing with myself...... very strange for the first seconds......."what the hell is going on?"
Back in the day I was a morning girl (hmmmmm after a good sleep) but work has changed that.

R.xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Demon]

LOL sometimes it gets me in the middle of the night while asleep and I wake up playing with myself...... very strange for the first seconds......."what the hell is going on?"
Back in the day I was a morning girl (hmmmmm after a good sleep) but work has changed that.

R.xxxxxxxxxxxx

So, happens for girls too. Sexy.:la::la::la:

 

[RICHIE2012]

I think it was Mick Jagger that said

You can’t always get what you want.

He also said:

"START ME UP, I'LL NEVER STOP"!!!! LOL

 

[silverherb]

so to stop massive sperm build up,so 2-3 times a week for sex would help?

 

[Demon]

so to stop massive sperm build up,so 2-3 times a week for sex would help?

Typo - don't you mean 2-3 times a day?