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ARE YOU A BRAND?
- Thread starter Madam Jacqui
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Ahoy I am...................
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You're a terrible speller, Dallas... you fucker you.
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This is my brand:
(I'm just in a legal dispute with some cad called CD who's hijacked my logo. I'm confident the court will find that I am a far bigger pompous ass than him and award me the copyright.)
In the meantime, I've lent my good name to a beverage of the alcoholic persuasion that has not gone down well and stuck in people's craw. So that's been an unqualified success.
Pandar's top hat fetish also gave me the idea for my millinery venture:
As all canny marketers know, it's best to get 'em young so I've recently released a fashion label for up-and-coming toffs.
And finally, later this year I'll be launching a high-class franchise of suitably exclusivist eateries in the more salubrious parts of towns across the country. I'd invite you all to the grand opening but sadly none of you are in the top 0.0000001% of the upper crust to be eligible.
(I'm just in a legal dispute with some cad called CD who's hijacked my logo. I'm confident the court will find that I am a far bigger pompous ass than him and award me the copyright.)
In the meantime, I've lent my good name to a beverage of the alcoholic persuasion that has not gone down well and stuck in people's craw. So that's been an unqualified success.
Pandar's top hat fetish also gave me the idea for my millinery venture:
As all canny marketers know, it's best to get 'em young so I've recently released a fashion label for up-and-coming toffs.
And finally, later this year I'll be launching a high-class franchise of suitably exclusivist eateries in the more salubrious parts of towns across the country. I'd invite you all to the grand opening but sadly none of you are in the top 0.0000001% of the upper crust to be eligible.
TheRoamingEyeball
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Happy2
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So glad you didn't choose Coke Zero Tracey
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I'm more of a imitation brand sort of person haha