Any Tai Chi practitioners or students here?

[Master Yoda]

Anyone practice or learning Chen or Yang style?

 

[homer]

I am a bed hopper no grasshopper, master. Raise my yang style is what i practice.

 

[Master Yoda]

Hahahahaha that sounds more like Wang style Mr Simpson

 

[homer]

Lol...your right, master *bow*. I got my style mixed up. Gotta stop cramping me style.

 

[viper]

Sorry Yoda I am predom a externalist.

 

[Master Yoda]

Sorry Yoda I am predom a externalist.

???

 

[Master Yoda]

I have tried yang....it's not bad...are you looking for an instructor?

No I practice Chen Style..... But do you know instructors?

 

[homer]

Let's have a Yang vs Chen style. I am sure Yoda will pay for such an event. Let us know.

 

[colzilla]

Careful of Lord Yoda, Miss Sexy Lexie he's almost as corrupt as I am.

 

[Master Yoda]

Such slow and powerful movements would bring about extraordinary internal pressure at the wang.

 

[viper]

Push hands contest.

 

[Master Yoda]

Breathe in through nose. .... push it in.....

Breathe out through mouth.....pull it out...

Repeat while staying present to every sensation.


Then BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Master Yoda]

Push hands is not something I enjoy. But it is so important.

 

[Obbie]

Ok I'm lost

 

[Obbie]

With custard

 

[Obbie]

That would be worth seeing $&$$

 

[colzilla]

You're almo$t in the too good to be true camp Miss Sexy Lexie.

 

[colzilla]

I'm perfect but I'm sure most people have a flaw or two it's only part of being human.

 

[homer]

I prefer jello wrestling

Obbie, are you found again?

Did someone say Jell-O? *droolz*....

Push hands is not something I enjoy. But it is so important.

Isn't that the gentlemen's arm wrestling? It's not about strength but who can out push each other without sweat.

 

[Master Yoda]

[quote"homer, post: 233015, member: 25670"]Did someone say Jell-O? *droolz*....



Isn't that the gentlemen's arm wrestling? It's not about strength but who can out push each other without sweat.[/quote]
Lol...It hurts a lot more than that.

 

[homer]

That's ok, someone will balance your ying and yang for ya, and even put out the fire on yer wang for ya.

 

[Master Yoda]

Lol.....no fire near my wang thanks.