And if you're shy, here's how to talk dirty.

[Kama Su]

1. Explain what you're doing in simple terms.
2. Make a word list.
3. Work your way up the totem pole in goofiness.
4. Define what is prohibited.
5. Read erotic fiction with your partner.
6. Play a role.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy and if you cannot speak "Dirty".............................Talk like a Pirate

 

[Kama Su]

Aye Aye Cap'n