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Ancient Sex

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I thought I would google weird sex in Ancient times and here is a couple of things I came up with:

Most sexually twisted ruler: Emperor Nero? Or Caligula? Mere runners-up. Emperor Tiberius (reigned A.D. 4 - 37) holds that dubious honor. According to his biographer Suetonius, in later life, Tiberius built himself a porn central on Capri. There, youngsters performed elaborate daisy-chains of sexual acts, the emperor by turns voyeur and participant. Even grosser activities took place in his bathing pools, where toddlers were trained to nibble and fellate him underwater. The old perv called them “his little fishes.”
Hmmm not a very nice man.....


The curious role of kissing: Male-female public kissing was frowned upon among Greek and Roman aristocrats, although husbands did routinely kiss their wives upon returning home after a hard night of male partying. Their goal? (Female) wine detection, not affection. But kissing’s innocent pleasures really lost popularity after the bathroom habits of Roman citizens from Spain became common knowledge: a great many brushed their teeth with human urine.
Ummm, a definite pass on the kissing in those times I think...

Gladiators’ sex lives: Since 3 out of 4 were slaves, you’d think gladiators had few opportunities. But they were hit on by female groupies from all walks of life, as the hard-breathing graffiti still visible in Pompeii show.

Not all gladiators were enslaved. Meet history’s most deranged fighter: a wingnut named Commodus, who preferred gladiating to being emperor. Although athletic, he cheated extensively--slaughtering countless bears, lions, and humans from a terrace above the sands of the arena. In his spare time, Commodus dutifully pursued sexual degradation, trying to outdo feats by earlier rulers.

His parents, Faustina and Emperor Marcus Aurelius, also faced a gladiator dilemma. She became aroused over one combatant; after confessing her passion to her husband, he consulted with soothsayers. Their solution? Faustina was ordered to have sex with the gladiator in question, who would then be murdered while on top of her. Afterwards, she was obliged to bathe in his blood, do a quick cleanup, and then make love to her husband Marcus.
Ouch, poor bugger, just for being hot, muscly and desirable...


Does anyone have any other contributions?
 
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colzilla

It just goes to show that even sick f##ks were around in "The good old days"
 
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The popularity index of anal sex: Few towns win infamy by giving their names to a class-A felony. In Biblical times, a burg we know as Sodom near the Dead Sea did just that. As told in Genesis 19: 5-8, God was fed up, about to destroy it and neighbor cities when Abraham pointed out some decent folks worth saving--his own nephew Lot and family. God sent two male angels down to investigate, who immediately attracted a large mob of sodomy-loving locals. To “protect” his angelic guests, Lot threw his two young daughters to the mob, adding, “They’re virgins, too!” At that point, God had had it with Sodom--and you know the rest.

In later Greco-Roman times, sodomy lost its standing as an abomination. Called pedico, it was practiced by men and women, the latter largely for contraception. When it came to adultery, however, the law took the practice of pedico in another direction: the guilty party could be sodomized by the injured party. Or, if he chose a stand-in, with a large radish!

Sounds like a pain in the butt to me lol
 
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Tania said:
The popularity index of anal sex: Few towns win infamy by giving their names to a class-A felony. In Biblical times, a burg we know as Sodom near the Dead Sea did just that. As told in Genesis 19: 5-8, God was fed up, about to destroy it and neighbor cities when Abraham pointed out some decent folks worth saving--his own nephew Lot and family. God sent two male angels down to investigate, who immediately attracted a large mob of sodomy-loving locals. To “protect” his angelic guests, Lot threw his two young daughters to the mob, adding, “They’re virgins, too!” At that point, God had had it with Sodom--and you know the rest.
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Lot & his daughters made it out. His wife looked back (at the destruction) and God turned her into a pillar of salt. Bit of an overreaction imo.
With no wife around, Lot went on to have drunken sex with his daughters. As you do :\
People say you don't take the bible literally. But I still don't get the symbolic meaning of the story.
 
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It means things go down hill quick when you disobey a direct instruction from god, and I will add things turned to shit when Rome became a republic . it was better when Romulus and Remus ran the show.
 
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Tania said:
Gladiators’ sex lives: Since 3 out of 4 were slaves, you’d think gladiators had few opportunities. But they were hit on by female groupies from all walks of life, as the hard-breathing graffiti still visible in Pompeii show.

Not all gladiators were enslaved. Meet history’s most deranged fighter: a wingnut named Commodus, who preferred gladiating to being emperor. Although athletic, he cheated extensively--slaughtering countless bears, lions, and humans from a terrace above the sands of the arena. In his spare time, Commodus dutifully pursued sexual degradation, trying to outdo feats by earlier rulers.

His parents, Faustina and Emperor Marcus Aurelius, also faced a gladiator dilemma. She became aroused over one combatant; after confessing her passion to her husband, he consulted with soothsayers. Their solution? Faustina was ordered to have sex with the gladiator in question, who would then be murdered while on top of her. Afterwards, she was obliged to bathe in his blood, do a quick cleanup, and then make love to her husband Marcus.
Ouch, poor bugger, just for being hot, muscly and desirable...


Does anyone have any other contributions?
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Have you seen the series Spartacus? ;)
 
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China has had a long history of sexism, with even moral leaders such as Confucius giving extremely pejorative accounts of the innate characteristics of women. From early times, the virginity of women was rigidly enforced by family and community and linked to the monetary value of women as a kind of commodity (the "sale" of women involving the delivery of a bride price). Men were protected in their own sexual adventures by a transparent double standard. While the first wife of a man with any kind of social status in traditional society was almost certainly chosen for him by his father and/or grandfather, the same man might later secure for himself more desirable sexual partners with the status of concubines. In addition, bondservants in his possession could also be sexually available to him. Naturally, not all men had the financial resources to so greatly indulge themselves
 
homer

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That is so true Tania of the sexism in China back in its heyday. Men of certain wealth would have more than 1 wives for sure, and gave rise to lots of infighting, cruelty...etc...

Confucious used to say men have 5 limbs, women have 4. When they come to together, that makes 8, 8 and a half limbs with some moaning in between. lol
 
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Mr C -NWNKDCDHT <= this is the best philosophy. lol...you should publish a book about it. Ok 1 page article maybe...half a paragraph?
 
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Well MrH if one weighs up the cost of divorce with the cost of hookers you've got

Divorce x 1 wife = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Hookers x ?????????????????? = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 
homer

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no argument there MrC ...advantage paying W/L for companionship outweighs that of a divorce for sure. If you don't have $$ you stop paying for companionship but with a divorce, alimony is a life sentence.
 
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colzilla

$he can call her$elf whatever $he like$ as long a$ $he give$ a rippa deal and provide$ good $ervice.
 
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There has to be a boundary somewhere Col I mean what if she called herself Daddee When you wanted her to change positions etc You could end up saying something terrible like "Turn over I want to F*** you doggy style Daddee"
 
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colzilla

To be truthful Mr2 I can't remember their name$ half the time anyway... I know most Can't remember mine
 
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Well if Mr Ca$$h is your moniker I guess many girls would just call you Johnny Leave the rest of us with the more formal title of John Or is that only an American term for punters
 
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colzilla

Think the term John might be an English expression.

As you know its Coltrain the II when I punt.
 
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When I saw the thread "Ancient Sex", I assumed some old dear looking for a bonk in an old folks home. If I were them, I'd make sure there's a defribillator nearby!
 
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Ahhhh Caligula......let me think.....wasn't he the bloke who impregnated his own sister and then did some live surgery/'research' on her when she was several months pregnant? Needless to say that neither the baby nor the sister survived..........what a sick creature.
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