Am I a prick?

[bushseeker]

As some of you know I advertise for ladys at times.
One thing that amazed me was it doesnt matter if youve advertised in the men4women section and the title says seeking a woman......
How often blokes reply because they dont have basic reading skills.
And my god you want to see some of the dumd arsed replies I get.
They range from a simple "wot u look like babe"

To a full essay on exactly how big there cock is and how I will squirted if I want to or not there so good.
Any way I got bored of telling them to learn how to read and started sending them on wild goose chases.
The guy who wanted a shag with no franger I arranged for car sex with him in the midland gate carpark during the day with my boyfriend watching (nothing was putting him off!) Wasnt till he got there I told him he really should learn to read

Then there was the married guy who wanted to be very discrete . He was just a downright creep unfortunately he baulked at the idea of being watched.
Then there was the dickheads accross the road who kicked my fence in
I got them back by sending another illiterate around there at 10o clock. He nearly beat the door down after I told him it was unlocked and to come straight in.

I know ill cop flack for this but ive only directed it at people who not only have not bothered to read adds but have been quite disrespectfull (if I was a woman) with thier replies.

Could it happen to me? Karma?
Maybe but you get a feel for replys.
I have had my time wasted a couple of times which is part of punting but my good punt to dud ratio is very very good

 

[Master Yoda]

That was a good read.........

 

[sunyun]

Hey Bushie,

No, I don't think you're a prick, and I understand your motives, but you are playing a very dangerous game !

One of the big drawbacks of being a WL is dealing with the creeps and wierdos, and what you are doing is baiting the wierdos - especially dangerous because they are wierdos who can't even work out what 'men4women' means (maybe they think there are 4 women on offer !!).

Actually, according to one of the ladies in the office here, almost all punters are creeps, her definition was 'old blokes who cruise around trying to have sex with younger women' - that's me !!

I am impressed that you have been getting replies. About two months ago I placed an ad in Noflies 'men seeking women' saying 'country bloke seeking an amateur lady for occasional intimate meetings, incall to her place for reward, a few times a year when he gets to Perth.' and got not one reply. At least you are getting replies !

Hey, Bushie, just be careful.

Cheers.

 

[bushseeker]

Ah yes should say I use a "burn"gmail
And never give my number.
Yes getting genuine replys is hard work.
Often ovrrpriced proffesionals answer. (They must be overpriced if they resort to that for business)
But if your patient and weed out proffesionals posing as ametuers a great time can be had.
I do see proffesionals that way but
By using the process of questions
Ive still had s good time with most of them as well.
Any lady that wont answer your questions and just asks how much will you pay your very unlikely to have fun with

 

[SAO26.2]

I like what you're doing. These guys get what they deserve.

 

[johnlou]

bushseeker , just remember 1 thing DO NOT TAR EVERYONE WITH THE SAME BRUSH

 

[bushseeker]

Well no
Just those that dont bother to read an add before replying.
Im not even going to start about the ones that read my add that ends with women only
And still reply in the hope they can turn a straight guy.
Some are real weazels. Even after you knock them back they don't give up insisting they give better head than women and there ass is much tighter than a fanny
Funniest is when they say they see heaps of straight men......... hello.. then there obviosly not straight then are they!

 

[johnlou]

how do you know that they are not playing with you ( like a joke ) maybe they read something that is not there just like male punters have to do with W/L when they are not allowed to mention in adds .

 

[bushseeker]

Not sure what you mean.
But trust me I only found out after I started getting these gay replies that apparantly turning "straight" men is a huge fantasy amongst gays. Alot of gay porn is just that
Gay men having sex with straight men.
Theres a guy who regularly adverises in the w4m section for straight men to get sucked off by him. He trys to make it sound as non gay as possible.... real sick prick.
Some try and disguise as a woman but they either dont block thier email or the way they write gives it away. Its often easy to spot a gay guy with only 1/2 a brain posing as a woman by the way they reply

 

[bushseeker]

Heres a response I got from an add in the w4msection specifically stating seeking a lady



Hey man 20 year old bi male here discreet clean good looks, like to have oral fun and deepthroat If u can offer small reward then lets meet I'll give u good deepthroat bj and take ur load. No need to waste time u have few drinks I'll meet u and get sucking then finish u off and reward me

 

[bushseeker]

And this was the reply when I knocked him back in very much no uncertain terms



First of all I know what the site is. Second of all you would be fukn surprised with the amount of times I get "str8" guys take up the offer. I don't give a fuck with these shitty messages you send being all though and shot and saying "poof and homo" cause I know for a fact I get more pussy than your dirty old dick and atleast I don't need to put and add or pay for it I get it off the street when ever I want. I just do this to get some extra cash so get your shit right if your going to be a mad cun

 

[johnlou]

advice for you , don't respond as the more you respond the more of a challenge it is for them .

 

[bushseeker]

True.... but I get bored sometimes

 

[johnlou]

then that is your deli-ma . find yourself another past time

 

[bushseeker]

Well the whole idea is for woman to answer the add which would solve the whole borefom thing
Often I get these messeges down the pub after a few and I end up letting them know exactly where they have strayed off the path

 

[johnlou]

it seems like its not working for you in the manner to which you desire.

 

[bushseeker]

Oh dont get me wrong it works well. Ive seen over 50 ladys in the last year and a bit
Last break was a lovely lady up north couple of hours for $150.
Break before was a nice local blond
Hour and a half for $200
Break before that was a stunning petite busty portugese lady $250 for a couple of hours.
Fantastic time with all of them. All lovely ladys .
Just got to sort the wheat from the chaff with the replies

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 3]

All sounds a bit dodgy. Be careful bushseeker we don't want to read about you in the newspaper xx