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All time favourite AMP experiences

jthierry2

Silver Member
I am bored and would love to hear your stories! Feel free to DM if they’re too risqué or revealing for public posting.

I love the unpredictable nature of AMPs - sure, sometimes you go and are met with a robotic, tired HJ but occasionally you go somewhere expecting nothing and get a lot.

Too many stories to tell from my end but one that still stands out is... in my slightly younger, thinner, better looking days I ventured into a now closed place in Osborne park. They were barely set up for massages let alone FS - beds on the ground rather than tables. Mid massage, a young girl who seemed very new got closer and closer to me, then flipped me over and jumped on my 🍆, completely natural - as I say, I don’t think they had condoms as they weren’t planning on offering FS. She then rode me for a while and at the moment of climax, pulled out and swallowed 😮 I was left completely speechless. Anyway I got her number, and we planned to meet up for a date but I got cold feet and bailed. Never saw her again. Still get angry at myself for that decision.

Hope this isn’t too much information! Just bored, lol.
 

Uncle Bobby

Diamond Member
I am bored and would love to hear your stories! Feel free to DM if they’re too risqué or revealing for public posting.

I love the unpredictable nature of AMPs - sure, sometimes you go and are met with a robotic, tired HJ but occasionally you go somewhere expecting nothing and get a lot.

Too many stories to tell from my end but one that still stands out is... in my slightly younger, thinner, better looking days I ventured into a now closed place in Osborne park. They were barely set up for massages let alone FS - beds on the ground rather than tables. Mid massage, a young girl who seemed very new got closer and closer to me, then flipped me over and jumped on my 🍆, completely natural - as I say, I don’t think they had condoms as they weren’t planning on offering FS. She then rode me for a while and at the moment of climax, pulled out and swallowed 😮 I was left completely speechless. Anyway I got her number, and we planned to meet up for a date but I got cold feet and bailed. Never saw her again. Still get angry at myself for that decision.

Hope this isn’t too much information! Just bored, lol.
This is why we punt brother!!
 

jthierry2

Silver Member
Omg how did you not go back for seconds after that!

I still have no idea really. I sort of convinced myself that perhaps this was as good as it could possibly get and therefore I was going to give up my punting ways and go cold turkey on it. Clearly that didn’t happen 😂

I’m pretty sure I went back and asked about her a month or so later and they said she’d gone back to Hong long or something. In hindsight they may have been lying. This was 15 years or so ago so I’m a touch foggy on it.
 

rickman

Gold Member
I still have no idea really. I sort of convinced myself that perhaps this was as good as it could possibly get and therefore I was going to give up my punting ways and go cold turkey on it. Clearly that didn’t happen 😂

I’m pretty sure I went back and asked about her a month or so later and they said she’d gone back to Hong long or something. In hindsight they may have been lying. This was 15 years or so ago so I’m a touch foggy on it.

thats sounds like yoko i think her name was, not sure if its the same girl but i didnt go back because of the natural, she was just grinding me initially and then just jumped right on, never asked, no talk of $ so caught me by surprise
 

jthierry2

Silver Member
thats sounds like yoko i think her name was, not sure if its the same girl but i didnt go back because of the natural, she was just grinding me initially and then just jumped right on, never asked, no talk of $ so caught me by surprise

I think her name waa Bobo. Didn’t strike me as something she generally did often but who knows. Also call me dirty but it turned me on massively! Although if they were offering that as a regular extra to others I’d be worried.

Anyone got any other stories? They don’t have to beat mine 😂
 

chocy

Legend Member
Asian girl mid 20s hot at massage joint canning hwy down back lane applecross around 5 years ago.. we bonded,she was horny and asked me to do the business free..but i didnt hve condom. She said its ok lm finished this job today and going to the airport to pick up my parents🤣
I still don't know if I made the right choice but I declined..
 

phred333

Gold Member
I had something a bit similar many years ago with a thai lady in North Perth. She was doing a very nice slippery body to body on top with me face up, and it became even nicer. Took me a while to be sure it had really 'slipped in' .
The lack of protection was a concern but it seems very rude to make a fuss about it when it's too late.
At least she took me home for dinner afterwards.
Lead to quite a bit more for a few months afterwards. I did insist on condoms after the first time.
Always think of it when hearing the offspring song self-esteem " I know, I should say no, but it's kind of hard when she's ready to go"
 

jthierry2

Silver Member
I had something a bit similar many years ago with a thai lady in North Perth. She was doing a very nice slippery body to body on top with me face up, and it became even nicer. Took me a while to be sure it had really 'slipped in' .
The lack of protection was a concern but it seems very rude to make a fuss about it when it's too late.
At least she took me home for dinner afterwards.
Lead to quite a bit more for a few months afterwards. I did insist on condoms after the first time.
Always think of it when hearing the offspring song self-esteem " I know, I should say no, but it's kind of hard when she's ready to go"
Haha! I know I’m being used, but that’s ok because I like the abuse ;)

I’ve got a couple more fun stories that I’ll share when I get a minute
 

jthierry2

Silver Member
Here's another good story...

Last year during the initial covid lockdown I messaged one of my old favourites. For some reason I've always felt a strong connection with this girl - there are a bunch of girls well documented on here that can give an amazing porn star type experience, but this has always felt like a girlfriend experience.

She invited me to her house which she doesn't usually do but the shop was closed at the time.
I went into her bedroom and she begun the massage on her bed.
After the main event, she was on top of me, hugging me, and fell asleep with me still inside her.
She seemed so tired I didn't want to wake her up, so we stayed like that with her asleep for about half an hour or 45 mins.
I unfortunately couldn't stay any longer as I had to get back home.

Anyway, happy weekend!
 

Helsinkifin

Diamond Member
Asian girl mid 20s hot at massage joint canning hwy down back lane applecross around 5 years ago.. we bonded,she was horny and asked me to do the business free..but i didnt hve condom. She said its ok lm finished this job today and going to the airport to pick up my parents🤣
I still don't know if I made the right choice but I declined..
Right decision.
 
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