Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married
The wedding was awful but the reception was great.
You know that tingly sensation you get when you fall in love with somebody?
That's common sense leaving your body
When inmates fall in love.
Do the finish each others sentences?
A woman goes to a wise man to make her husband fall in love with her
He tells her that he can make a magical potion, But she has to get the ingredients. The woman agrees,
He said she has to get:
1-a hair from a lion
2- a rose.
The woman has a flower shop ao she gets the rose easily, but she didnt know how to get a lion's hair,
So she goes into the wild and throws a steak, the lion come and eats it, she does that every day for 2 weeks, then gives up and decides to blow her husband every day, they lives happily ever after