A bit of advice and insight into the shower at the start of your booking!

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TaylorJames

We ask you to shower not just to chew time into the booking or to just get wet and slippery, there is actually a purpose to why it exists as a pre-requisite to our service.

We want you to clean yourselves!

If you want a mind blowing BJ its in your best interests to wash well !

I don't want to be gagging on the smell of sweat !

If you are clean and washed you will have the time of your life, but if you smell of sweat it is a real turn off and I don't forget!

So next time you book a w/l don't let the excitement of whats to come interfere with your ability to clean yourself! A couple of extra minutes in there could make your experience just soo much better.

Rant over :)
 
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Perth boy

This goes for the lady's to. Nothing worse than a mouth full of lube. Yuk.

I always like the girls that jump in the shower with you.
 
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TaylorJames

Good Point. I like strawberry lube though ! Would flavoured lubes be allright or you think nothing at all?
 
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MrNatural

I always make sure I am freshly showered before visiting but have no problem in having a shower at the start of a booking because I know it provides peace of mind to the lady. Peace of mind = a more enjoyable experience for all concerned.
 
Dallas

Dallas

Legend Member
I'm paranoid about being clean at a booking, I think if the lady can go to all the trouble to be clean and well groomed then it's the least I can do so I shower right before I leave home for a booking. Then 'm also particular on diet especially within a couple of days before a booking as this can affect body odour, so meat is out, garlic and anything spicy, definitely no beer or alcohol and I drink gallons of spring water.

Have you seen Topaz's thread on stinky bums? I nearly used the garage floor steam cleaner when I read that one !

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akajunglejimbo78

I'm always happy to have a shower before a booking and I do have to admit that sometimes I spend a little bit too long in the showers as I don't have a hot shower that often at home due to it being so gray at the moment
 
sunyun

sunyun

Legend Member
akajunglejimbo78 said:
I'm always happy to have a shower before a booking and I do have to admit that sometimes I spend a little bit too long in the showers as I don't have a hot shower that often at home due to it being so gray at the moment
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I'm with you akajunglejimbo78, I come from a site where the water is trucked in, and full of minerals, so a nice hot shower with lots of pressure is almost as good as what is to follow ! No, actually it is never as good as what is to follow !
 
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colzilla

As far as I know at most establishments a booking doesn't start to you finish your shower.

What with the stinky bums and bad hygiene going around it's a wonder the Langtrees girls don't go out on strike.
 
Zane_1

Zane_1

Gold Member
A lot of privates will start your time when you get in the door hehehe, but I don't care really, an hour is plenty of time to meet, greet, have a good shower and still get into the business and have a cuddle afterwards hhaahahah.

Best thing is when the girls decide to join you for the shower. Peace of mind for both of us then as to cleanliness and the fun can begin early too :)
 
Dallas

Dallas

Legend Member
While I have always been a bit of a clean freak, I've learnt a lot from this thread, I really had no ideal about how others presented themselves or what the ladies had to contend with. I remember my very first booking about 8 months ago and the langtrees lady I saw was so good to me after I'd explained I was totally new to it all. She asked if I wanted a shower but I said it's ok as I'd just had three in the last 2 hours (ok I shower when I'm nervous :) I can't believe some of the newbie mistakes I made back then! I probably needed to read "punting for dummies" but the langtrees lady I saw a few times in a row was all the education I needed and she made my first w/l experience more than I could have wished for :)
 
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colzilla

To be truthful some w/l's noses are more sensitive than others. I've done bookings where I thought I was a bit sweaty and smelly and the girl said I was fine..... Maybe they just wanted some Colzilla manliness to fill their nostrils.
 
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hornydude

I'm new to all this as well, 12 months nearly.

Quite a number of Wls have commented in that 12 months how nice it was to have someone so clean.
I also did not believe some of the stories they told me about other punters hygiene (or lack of)
It can make the difference of being a good time to an unbelievable experience.

This forum has helped me immensely to understand what to do and how to approach/treat the girls.
 
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Zane_1

Zane_1

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hornydude said:
I'm new to all this as well, 12 months nearly.

Quite a number of Wls have commented in that 12 months how nice it was to have someone so clean.
I also did not believe some of the stories they told me about other punters hygiene (or lack of)
It can make the difference of being a good time to an unbelievable experience.
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Yes and yes. The girls very quickly latch onto a clean punter who likes to punt and pays well. I see several ladies I previously punted on a social basis now and they still comment on the cleanliness thing - so yes guys, it _really_ matters.
 
Justlookin

Justlookin

Justlookin
Gold Member
If you want it done properly girls get in the shower with the filthy buggers and wash em yourself :p
 
sexynorm

sexynorm

Foundation Member
It is a two way street, I have had a few bad experiences with smelly (garlic on breath, smells from both orifices down below) w/l. I always make sure I am always totally clean and fresh!
 
Dallas

Dallas

Legend Member
Well thanks Paris ;-)) it's always great to read your comments too! Im flying over for the forum meet 'n greet next weekend, might see you about :)
 
honestman

honestman

Gold Member
I hope none of the ladies have noticed this so far. But even when I believe I am '100%' groomed ready - then there comes one other thing I always noticed @ the servo's toilet as a last check up - a smidgen of nose hair :(. Bloody annoying.

Also, I never thought that a brief mouthwash would do me good. Though I'm always iffy about mouthys in general - they're loaded with some % of alcohol. Chilli @ Citywest almost cracked up laughing as I gargled (politely under pressure of course) - I mean come on you ARE supposed to gargle that thing not just swish it around and that's it :).
 
bepp

bepp

Another World Member
Legend Member
are there ladies around that help you with the shower .i remember a while ago before starting a session with a lady.she would help out with a wash in the shower then dry me everywhere then on with the session this happened a couple of times long time ago tho.and only in an asian house .back then didnt mind taking the shower but now not to keen seeing the state of some showers
 
delta.starr

delta.starr

Mature, Sensational, Entertaining Courtesan
Diamond Member
I love showering so much I take all the time in the world with my guests..
As long as they want, often I bath with them
so that I know they are as clean & smell as sweet as new born bubs..
then I am comfortable, licking & sucking & kissing them all over ;
& I also am clean & that means my guests love kissing me all over!​
 
Rochelle

Rochelle

Forum & Langtrees.com Administrator
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Justlookin said:
If you want it done properly girls get in the shower with the filthy buggers and wash em yourself :p
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hehehehehe hit the nail on the head, justlookin.
However hygiene shouldn't be regarded as a chore when planning to visit a W/L.
I usually shower with my clients.......not so much out of hygienic reason (omg there has been the one or other case.....) far more because I find sharing a shower a real turn on.......a very sexy way to start a booking. ;)


R.xxxxxxx
 
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SashaFabulous

Cleanliness is next to godliness and once you start doing this job I feel you start to value smells and scents and being clean becomes such a huge priority. There really is nothing sexier than being freshly bathed ;)
 
melissa@talkinsex

melissa@talkinsex

Foundation Member
Great info Taylor.

Dallas you should write a book "Punting for Dummies" When I googled it the only books that came up were about racing :cool:

Thanks

TaylorJames said:
We ask you to shower not just to chew time into the booking or to just get wet and slippery, there is actually a purpose to why it exists as a pre-requisite to our service.

We want you to clean yourselves!

If you want a mind blowing BJ its in your best interests to wash well !

I don't want to be gagging on the smell of sweat !

If you are clean and washed you will have the time of your life, but if you smell of sweat it is a real turn off and I don't forget!

So next time you book a w/l don't let the excitement of whats to come interfere with your ability to clean yourself! A couple of extra minutes in there could make your experience just soo much better.

Rant over :)
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suzythefloozy

SashaFabulous said:
Cleanliness is next to godliness and once you start doing this job I feel you start to value smells and scents and being clean becomes such a huge priority. There really is nothing sexier than being freshly bathed ;)
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My ex told me once of a working girl he used to visit and she NEVER washed her clothes - same outfit day in and out just stored in her locker and "aired" when she wore it in the brothel. He stopped seeing her one day when he noticed her teddy outfit had crust on it approximately where her vag is.
 
Dallas

Dallas

Legend Member
melissa@talkinsex said:
Great info Taylor.

Dallas you should write a book "Punting for Dummies" When I googled it the only books that came up were about racing :cool:

Thanks
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Perhaps I could write one and the proceeds (if any :)) could go to the children's charity of the ladies choice such as Children Of Manila

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Plus there's an infinite supply of people with expertise that could be called on for advice, the book could be handed out by ladies or receptionists to new clients or regulars and if it contributes even slightly to bringing more respectful and knowledgeable clientele to establishments and ladies then it would make it worth while. Don't know, just a thought :)
 
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