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  1. Tania Smiley

    Mary-Anne Bought Me A Real Live Crocodile 🐊

    G'day all from rural Darwin! Yes you read right! I am now the proud owner of a Crocodylus Porosus Aka a Saltwater Crocodile hatchling🐊 Her name is Bubbles, we are fairly confident, 75% chance, Bubbles is female due to incubation temperatures. Her hatching date was the 12th of March. In the...
  2. Tania Smiley

    After a long hiatus I am back with bells on.

    G'day everyone from tropical Darwin 👍🏼😎🐊 t has been a while. I have, once in a blue moon, briefly checked in to see what's happening. I'm liking the set up. It reminds me of when I cleaned up the forum over a decade ago. I hope you're all doing well. It's great to see some of the old members...
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    The Mango Madness Festival 2020

    Sunday 25th October The Mango Madness Festival is an awesome event, even more so for mango lovers and includes food stalls and tastings showcasing mango inspired food and drinks, loads of exciting activities and competitions, family friend fun, entertainment and educational displays and...
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    Matt Wright Safari's & Kakadu

    After what has been a tremulous year so far, Naughty Thoughts and I are off for a few days in a couple of weeks. We are starting our break with a Matt Wright Camping Safari which includes an absolutely amazing helicopter ride. We are following it up with a few days in Kakadu at the Mercure...
  5. Sarah Fire

    Things that P*ss us off

    *Airlines* So I took a friend to the airport today, and apparently the Airline they booked with had been overbooked. They are not one to call and complain.... So, naturally, I did it on behalf of them so then she could get this sorted. as they were going to make her pay for another flight...
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    Reasons why to LOVE Darwin ♥

    Darwin is Australias HOTTEST capital, in many ways ;-):cool: It is unique and colourful and brings cultures together. that's what I love the most about it ♥ What do you guys think? What makes Darwin special for you? Here is some inspiration for you ;)...
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    Best TS Ads

    All our lovelyTrans members, where do you find it best to advertise your services? What sites work for you? And to all our members who use Trans services, what sites do you go to when looking for trans services? Also what pops in a TS ad that makes you decide This Is The One?
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    BLANC DE BLANC ENCORE

    BLANC DE BLANC IS BACK If you loved BLANC DE BLANC in 2017, you’re going to love this delicious second helping... Darwin Festival have invited Strut & Fret Production House back for another tantalising tipple, with a new tent and a brand-new show that’ll make you only too glad to go back for...
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    Japanese Sex Styles

    Yep!
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    Naughty Advertising Campaigns. Please Add Your Favourites

    I stumbled across this Aston Martin ad this morning. It's a bit naughty lol Got me to thinking about how many naughty ads there are out there. I'd love for our members to add their favourite "tongue in cheek" ads on here.
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    Cracker In The Clacker

    Up here in the Territory we have a saying "Only in the Territory". There is good reason for this saying. Some of things said and done here would blow people's minds Down South. For example this guys antics on Territory Day. Link to video under photo...
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    Apps To Find Escorts? Have you used one?

    Last night I was reading about (the article was a couple of years old) a company in Germany which was developing an app for people to find escorts. (Source https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com.au/uber-for-escorts-app-launches-in-germany-2015-8/amp ) I am curious if any of our...
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    How Long Have You Been On The Forum?

    I've been an active member on the Forum for over 6 years now. Drifted away but have always come back. I initially joined for the purpose of networking. I was introduced to the Forum by Mary-Anne and enjoy the banter and the people here. I've even become quite close friends with a couple of our...
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