dirty mind

Sorry Mary-Anne I'm putting the last 5 on the same thread! :-P #10 You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I? #11 What’s long and hard and has cum in it? #12 I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film...

I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a “P” and women absolutely love to get their hands on it?

When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?

What has a head, a shaft, is shaped like a stick and is long and hard?

I have nuts and I can get sticky but you lick me off anyway. You can have me for breakfast, lunch or dinner. What am I?

3. I am a word that starts with an “F” and ends in “C-K” and when things get really hot, I am exactly what you want.

All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?

1. You slide your fingers across me first thing in the morning, you play with me before you go to bed, I live in your pants, I am always in the back of your mind and you can’t live without me. What am I?