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Who will be the First Forum Member to do 10, 000 Post?
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It's because Alexis & Co. are so damned thorough with the health check. By comparison, you're easy.
Happy2
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True true I thought I had you too Until you saw my meat and No veg
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I have given you another present instead I bought the number of characters down to 12 for a post, you missed my post on the last page.
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Happy has been off newbie duty for nearly one week.Rick How do you get new members if you do not engage, yes the engagement is low, but we are working on new levels and going to make newbie's do a review or ten posts before they can see the review sections shortly so they will engage more. A lot of the one posters are owners and massage girls that log in every day, and hopefully learn about their industry and things you guys like and dislike.
It needs an effort for all members to have a productive forum.
It needs an effort for all members to have a productive forum.
Happy2
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A free beer from HP But I have to fly to Adelaide to collect it
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And I'll throw in some broccoli at no extra charge, maybe even half a carrot if you're lucky -- but you have to collect it in Canberra.
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Gee Whiz with mates like yours Happy who needs a loving lady every now and then.If you come visiting before 5.30pm I will give you 25% discount on your first hour.
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Keep going............Ohhh you can have a cold beer, but you need to drink it in Adelaide
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Good on you, Mary-Anne, though I think being the first member to reach 10,000 posts (apart from Mistress Lana, of course, but she is in another league altogether) is such a HUGE milestone, demonstrating immense dedication, unwavering loyalty and total commitment to the forum, that an hour on the house if he books two or more hours would not be inappropriate.*Gee Whiz with mates like yours Happy who needs a loving lady every now and then.If you come visiting before 5.30pm I will give you 25% discount on your first hour.
Whaddya say? Huh? (nudge) Go on, go on, you know there's no one more deserving.
*Should this suggestion be agreed by Langtrees, the prospective winner acknowledges that the previous generous offer of broccoli and possibility of a semi-carrot would no longer be provided free of charge. However, this side serving would be available as an extra.
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Was that 4 hours and 25% discount, could he last that long? I will mull on it.
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Actually, I meant the first hour free if the booking is for two or more hours. So a 50% discount for a two hour booking, or 33% discount for 3 hours, or (as you say) 25% discount for 4 hours -- though I wouldn't expect any lady would need to put up with him-- I mean, be so fortunate as to enjoy his scintillating company-- for quite that long.
Good Luck to you Mate Happy2..
Happy2
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Make it a Tonne DAPSZC And your onIf your in Perth, I will throw in a bag of manure for the prize
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Ahoy;- Big Bump-UP, 9801 POST. Well done H2
Happy2
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The plastic surgery is working HP Your looking more handsome every time I see you
By the time I have a few beers with you again in April you will just be plain ugly
I applaud YOU for bettering yourself
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Ahoy Thank-You XLNC.............BUT.....H2 is correct, I am a very Ugly Pirate, I make the Joker look Preety
Happy2
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I am I mean I jokingly refer to you as an Odious Albino Dwarf but you're not really a dwarf
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Absolutely correct. I am a PODS.
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Ahoy;- You Two Mupphets.................Go high-Jack another Thread and XLNC make sure-H2 keeps working away, he got until the New Year
Happy2
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Please elaborate, oh 4ft 11 one
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Person Of Diminutive Stature. It's my preferred politically correct term.
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Whaddya mean? I'm helping him fulfill his destiny with each witty riposte.