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Where is our beloved Blue Tractor

Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by Miss Monique, Jan 31, 2019.

  1. Miss Monique

    Miss Monique Legend Member

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    As I don't pop into visit here much I have noticed we haven't had the pleasure of our Blue Tractor H2. Is he on holidays, hope he is keeping well
     
  2. Phoebe

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    I hope its not in a bind! or got caught in a hopper or got hit by a cattle prod...
     
  3. Miss Monique

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    O the cattle prod mmmm I was thinking more so one of his dashing tie could have got stuck in the header.
    I have not chatted to him in some time so he could be off jet setting the world again
     
  4. Phoebe

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    Maybe Happy 2 had a great bumper season and is still counting his $100 bills.... and his fingers are sore from that as it wouldn't be for manual labor... LOL
     
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  5. bepp

    bepp Feelthy old bugga Legend Member

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    Who cares?.....
     
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  6. Phoebe

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    Awwwwwww are you still paying H2 Alimony from your messy divorce ? I can feel your pain and why you say who cares.... hmmm sucks to be you!
     
  7. Miss Monique

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    That's not very nice darling. I am sure many of us care and miss his presents here
     
  8. Phoebe

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    Presents maybe that's why no one had asked anything about H2 he fails to give presents, so his presence is not really missed........ I could be wrong..... LOL
     
  9. Miss Monique

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    Thank's for the correction, I shall blame it on auto correct. Must be the computers fault not the silly women typing
     
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  10. Happy2

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    Hello gorgeous one
     
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  11. happypirate

    happypirate Old pirate Staff Member Forum Manager

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    Fukkkkkkkk, He`s is Back.
    just when life was so sweet
    I need a Rum
     
  12. happypirate

    happypirate Old pirate Staff Member Forum Manager

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    So H2, were have you been????
     
  13. Happy2

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    My dearest HP I am in the land of Rum and Glorious Cigars The hotel even has Rhum punch as a option at the breakfast buffet I Sooooo wish you were here with me Honest Injun
     
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  14. happypirate

    happypirate Old pirate Staff Member Forum Manager

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    OMG he is in the Caribbean, what a Lucky tractor you are.

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  15. Happy2

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    Mr Aitch Pee Remember when you fell down a flight of steps after only 6or 7 pints ?
    Even on rum and beer chasers I'm still not doing that!!!!
     
  16. happypirate

    happypirate Old pirate Staff Member Forum Manager

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    What a memory you have, yes its all true.
    But I was drinking Pirate Ale..........
    Enjoy the Caribbean you lucky Blue Tractor.
    make sure you try the local drinks and then go for a swim.........
    Have a fun Holiday H2

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  17. Happy2

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    Oi you of the selective memory It was on our way TO the bar to have a Pirate life beer Which was shizenhausen by the way
     
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  18. happypirate

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    Ahoy;- shizenhausen, Go have a fun holiday. Now its Friday night, I am going to have a nice quiet Beer, so Cheers.

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  19. Phoebe

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    ^^^^^ Only head you are looking at getting hey Pirate boy!!! Arrghhhh.......
     
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  20. bepp

    bepp Feelthy old bugga Legend Member

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    No wonder this forums going shztenhousen
     
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  21. Phoebe

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    I am actually posting this from a shztenhousen....
     
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  22. Happy2

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    Learn to spell you two ignorant pieces of... I need a rum !!
     
  23. Miss Monique

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    I think I need some rum after this morning lol cheer up beep come in darling we know you love the forum.
     
  24. Miss Monique

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    Posting from the loo? Hope it's not a long drop.
     
  25. ozwarlock67

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    Never known you to be drinker, babe. Believe me, that rum won't do you any good.
     
  26. Phoebe

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    Who died and elected you chief ???? LO
     
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  28. happypirate

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    Ahoy;- Guys, stop your shizenhousen.
    Now everyone chill and have a rum its the weekend after all.......

    Like I said all was sweet and quiet, then that blue tractor came along and spread his.......shizenhousen

    I need another drink

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  29. Miss Monique

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    Ginger beer now your talking. My grandmother blew up the shed a few times making that. Enjoy your weekend HP
     
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  30. Phoebe

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    I blew up a grandmothers in my own shed too!! lol
     

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