Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by Gemma Crystal, Apr 29, 2016.
So you did find the correct entrance at least 3 times eh Mr Spikey
.......whispered the wrong name in his ear at the height of excitement.......... instant downer........
I'll say worst … the wrong hole in the heat of the moment, and farting while getting a blowjob but wait there's more to that story. Ate at a all you can eat meat at one of those Brazilian restaurants and got the bj after, that smell was bad enough to make even me leave the room.
Lost my place in a damn good book I was reading
Book do you mean Black Label Penthouse ? LOL which you bought for the articles. LOL
Book I said book you...
Bit if I recall it was Great Expectations
So it was about the Perth escorting scene then ? (Insert bitchy comment) about now...
The worst thing I've done is fall asleep....
That's downright nasty and unprofessional!
She thinks it was hilarious, The makeup marks at the back of shirts, esp lipstick were her favorite thing to do... she used to say none ever twigged her on what she was doing. I think about it now and think I wonder how many of those men's wives actually sprung them... oh well..
Jesus... I did that once with a living legend... but I was working on my third pop with a blowie at 3 am lol
I thought that was wat all women did ,fall asleep,then ask is that all u've got??
Ummm, I feel sorry for you...lol
The man jumps on after 3 mins of foreplay, has intercourse for another 3-5 mins, unloads into her, before she is even aroused, then he finishes, rolls off her, rolls over and starts snoring, she stays awake and thinks wtf am I doing here with this lump of lard whom is perfect in all other aspects BUT when it comes to in the Bedroom he has no clue, nor is willing to try for me.... so she waits till he is fast asleep , opens her top drawer and gets out her BOB and gets herself off a few times....
Well you will just have to make a effort to get in 4-6 minutes of foreplay won't you Mr Phoebe
Better still try it with a girl
She was a girl well that is what she kept on telling me, now I am thinking why she never let me turn on the light..... hmmmmm come to think about at 6am I was pushed towards the edge of the bed... HMMM
I am not a good liar, at all, so I just avoid lying. Which led me to tell someone they were not the biggest I've been with.. :| Oops
I don't have a wife. You can do your worst.
Been careless , told lies , unable to tell the difference between Ooo that's good and ARR that hurts and somewhat self centred .
Apart from that it was all good.
Reminds me of the fabled questionairre/survey about the lives of married couples. One man's asked:
Q: Do you talk to your wife while having sex?
and the man answers:
A: Only if there's a phone handy!
This is quiet funny as I have encountered some gents who answer the phone and have a quick chat to to wife while I am down on my knees with my lips firmly wrapped around their cock
The other famous one being;
Q: Do you smoke during sex?
A: Don't know, I've never checked.
Lol... while i was in the middle i accidentally answered my dad's call
While cuming i once squeezed the balls of my man really hard...
Feeling embarrassed to say but it's worst to fart while having sex with your partner and by mistake i had done it many times..
Some men may like that. A bit of cock & ball torture can be fun
You are beginning to worry me my dear
Fangs like Vampira
Claws like an alley cat
You one dangerous girl
Arguing About Protection
But surely its a sign of distrust to have the bodyguard in the room during sex
Sex with some when protective bodyguard in a room.......
" If i am not satisfied it reflects onmy face then and there and i think it's quite embarrassed sometimes for my partner."
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