What would your pornstar name be?

Happy2

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Have a new pet now I should of thought of this prior to naming him I am now Coffee Thompson
And with this cold weather I am really a white coffee too Though Black /tan coffee in the summer
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy;- IIIIII do agree, personally my favorite is I show them Myyyyyyyy hook and say;- Eyeeeeeee what tooooooo Hook Up

And what is your signature act feature or phrase HP ? "Thar she Bloows"?
Or point at your peg leg "Thats not a strap-on This, is a strap-on"
 
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brownsugar

some stripper first name followed by the sir name "Swallows" like the first Austin Powers first movie eg Ivana humpalot lol xx
 
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Tania Admin

Hmmmm, I really thought about this one,,,if I were a Porn Star, my name would be Angel Devilish :angel12:
 

Happy2

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Well I have a new ish pet and the shire are thinking of changing the name of the road i live on So I would now be
Coffee Driver

Not quite as dynamic as some out there
 

Dallas

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When I was in the Army there was an accident with a flashbang which I got blamed for, so I got knicknamed Flashbang Bob for a while, could be a pornstar name in that I guess :)

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Happy2

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When I was in the Army there was an accident with a flashbang which I got blamed for, so I got knicknamed Flashbang Bob for a while, could be a pornstar name in that I guess :)
One of my old dogs was called flash. Wonder if he ever banged another dog called Bob (Roberta of course)
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy;- What a Silly name;---- Johnie
now PegLeg and HardWood used to be my ex-crew members
Where my Rum Glass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Dallas

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Using the formula that combines your pet's name with the street name in which you were born, I'd be called Snorky Taylor
 
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